Things Not To Say In Bed

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#2561 Jun 24, 2013
Use "Right Guard", it works.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2562 Jun 25, 2013
Oh, I prefer having relations with the mentally challenged.(Don't hate, someone had to go there!)

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#2563 Jun 25, 2013
Would you like the top bunk, or the bottom?

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#2564 Jun 25, 2013
I gotta bounce I'll see you around!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#2566 Jul 1, 2013
If you shave my back I'll shave yours.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2567 Jul 1, 2013
Having sex with the bike, on camera, was way better.

“Whatcha Want? I'm Dead Now.”

Since: Mar 12

Trollville, The Short Forest

#2568 Jun 6, 2014
Could you turn back over? I can't find my left shoe & sock.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#2569 Jun 6, 2014
Youll HAVE to Go to Dunkin' Donuts in the mooorning for COFFEE!!

We ran out..LOVER!!

;)

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2570 Jun 6, 2014
Wow, you''re way better than my other sister-in-laws. I need a like light

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2571 Jun 6, 2014
Hehehe, I know that's not your belly button, surprise, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger either.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2572 Jun 6, 2014
Whadda ya mean, "Raw"? Night's young!

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

Level 3

Since: Apr 13

A Time to be candid.

#2573 Jun 6, 2014
Sure dear .. you were better than all the rest.
:-\

What's what look? Hahaha, No, I'm not laughing at you.

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#2574 Jun 7, 2014
Ya Know..THIS Thread Used to Be a TOP Thread.. Back in the Day . Glad it was REVIVED!!

QUIT .TINKLING Meeeeee!!!

“Alive to live life”

Since: Nov 13

NYC Bronx

#2575 Jun 7, 2014
Put the light out Maureen Em Em I mean. Mary
Ouch !!

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#2576 Jun 7, 2014
.....no....your other left....

“Open the door to your heart”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#2577 Jun 7, 2014
Just before you get cleaned up, get me a beer from the fridge hunny.
Camilla

Phoenix, AZ

#2578 Jun 7, 2014
OMG a real bed!!!

*
lol

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#2579 Jun 8, 2014
Did ya pick up the Dry Cleaning??
Level 2

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#2580 Jun 9, 2014

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#2581 Jun 9, 2014
hehehe..I seen you naked.....

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