Things Not To Say In Bed

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#2540 Jun 21, 2013
I can see something nasty up your nose......
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#2541 Jun 21, 2013
I got a 6 volt battery, a toggle switch and some alligator clips.
Come on darlin' lets put a little spark into this game.
LOL!

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#2542 Jun 21, 2013
TenderTink wrote:
I got a 6 volt battery, a toggle switch and some alligator clips.
Come on darlin' lets put a little spark into this game.
LOL!
I gotta weed eater, live chicken and some peach preserves....be right over.
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#2543 Jun 21, 2013
SLY WEST wrote:
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I gotta weed eater, live chicken and some peach preserves....be right over.
LOL!

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#2545 Jun 22, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
I can see something nasty up your nose......
...just sinus cookies my dear...you may pick your fav at your leisure Ma'am...

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"On the blackest of night"

#2546 Jun 23, 2013
How many partners did you say you've been with again?

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#2547 Jun 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...just sinus cookies my dear...you may pick your fav at your leisure Ma'am...
lmao..... I think I was just a little sick in my mouth....

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So Far Out of this World

#2548 Jun 23, 2013

“Hong Kong Phooey”

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So Far Out of this World

#2549 Jun 23, 2013
Oops! Wrong forum.. Oh well.. hehehe
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#2550 Jun 23, 2013
You're not right in the head.

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#2551 Jun 23, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
You're not right in the head.
Quit squirming around...you'll crush me fig newtons...
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#2552 Jun 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Quit squirming around...you'll crush me fig newtons...
Sorry, I was just trying to get out of this water bed to make you some tang! Lmao

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#2553 Jun 23, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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Sorry, I was just trying to get out of this water bed to make you some tang! Lmao
Tang? What the hell, I aint no astronaut...
dan millett

Westminster, CA

#2554 Jun 23, 2013
Your butts as tight as my brothers
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#2555 Jun 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Tang? What the hell, I aint no astronaut...
I had posted on another thread about fig newtons and tang, lol. I would love to repeat it, but that would seem kind of gross, because fig newtons and tang comment had to do with a relative, but if one is mentioned, I have a tendency to mention the other. I'll work on that, Lmao.

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#2556 Jun 23, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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I had posted on another thread about fig newtons and tang, lol. I would love to repeat it, but that would seem kind of gross, because fig newtons and tang comment had to do with a relative, but if one is mentioned, I have a tendency to mention the other. I'll work on that, Lmao.
Gotcha...can I get a muffin with that there tang?...
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#2557 Jun 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Gotcha...can I get a muffin with that there tang?...
Enzo you know you can, but this is things not to say, lol

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#2558 Jun 23, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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Enzo you know you can, but this is things not to say, lol
Okay, then hows bout sharin a pop tart with an old spaghetti bender?...hehe
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#2559 Jun 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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Okay, then hows bout sharin a pop tart with an old spaghetti bender?...hehe
LMAO, that's more like it.

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#2560 Jun 23, 2013
TIME...to SWITCH!!!

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