Things Not To Say In Bed

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#2525 Jun 18, 2013
Hey which pair of panties are yours?

Level 5

Since: Jun 12

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#2526 Jun 18, 2013
Careful with my vagazzle!

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#2527 Jun 18, 2013
Lylah wrote:
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Lol u never have to worry bout that sexy.
Hurry up!!!! I gotta get home before my husband gets back.
Why hurry up beautiful i opened the door for him the other night on the way out cant believe he didn't tell you

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#2528 Jun 18, 2013
you should freshen up before i get started

“Hong Kong Phooey”

Level 4

Since: Nov 12

So Far Out of this World

#2529 Jun 18, 2013
Are you eating a sandwich George??!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2530 Jun 18, 2013
GROSS!!!...NAIL FUNGUS... Aaaagghhh...
Susan w

Martin, TN

#2531 Jun 19, 2013
You Fu ck like my son

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#2532 Jun 19, 2013
Did you steal my gopher feet?

“Who took my lantern? ”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

Kalamazoo, MI

#2534 Jun 19, 2013
Did you take your heart medication?

Level 5

Since: Jun 12

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#2535 Jun 19, 2013
Just....let..me climb over your testicles.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#2536 Jun 19, 2013
axxx wrote:
you should freshen up before i get started
Lol and that's not mean? Huh??

Eww what are you gonna do with that?

Blue_Eye_Gemini
Level 6

Since: May 13

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#2538 Jun 21, 2013
Chunky Punky wrote:
You're too heavy to be on top ...
LOL!!!

“I looked, and behold,”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

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#2539 Jun 21, 2013
How many times are you gonnna go; can I go now, sheesh?

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#2540 Jun 21, 2013
I can see something nasty up your nose......
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

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#2541 Jun 21, 2013
I got a 6 volt battery, a toggle switch and some alligator clips.
Come on darlin' lets put a little spark into this game.
LOL!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2542 Jun 21, 2013
TenderTink wrote:
I got a 6 volt battery, a toggle switch and some alligator clips.
Come on darlin' lets put a little spark into this game.
LOL!
I gotta weed eater, live chicken and some peach preserves....be right over.
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

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#2543 Jun 21, 2013
SLY WEST wrote:
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I gotta weed eater, live chicken and some peach preserves....be right over.
LOL!

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#2545 Jun 22, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
I can see something nasty up your nose......
...just sinus cookies my dear...you may pick your fav at your leisure Ma'am...

“Who took my lantern? ”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

Kalamazoo, MI

#2546 Jun 23, 2013
How many partners did you say you've been with again?

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#2547 Jun 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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...just sinus cookies my dear...you may pick your fav at your leisure Ma'am...
lmao..... I think I was just a little sick in my mouth....

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