Things Not To Say In Bed

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Since: Jul 11

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#2475 Jun 14, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
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Don't you just have an IPad ? Geeesh !!
The last time we used an I pad it slipped into the deep dark crevice, never to be seen again.

Hey someone left a smart phone in there, let's order a pizza.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#2476 Jun 14, 2013
axxx wrote:
your mom was better than you can i try your sister next
Heyyy. Leave my daughters alone. ;)

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#2477 Jun 15, 2013
Lylah wrote:
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Heyyy. Leave my daughters alone. ;)
...hope you don't mind wearing this name tag...

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#2478 Jun 15, 2013
Ignore the carpet burn on my knees.
Level 6

Since: Apr 13

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#2479 Jun 15, 2013
I used to have one of those too!

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#2480 Jun 15, 2013
Lylah wrote:
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Heyyy. Leave my daughters alone. ;)
Hey I will just stick with the mom then are you happy now.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#2481 Jun 15, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
I used to have one of those too!
...so did my wife...lucky for me she gave me the box her virginity came wrapped in...

“Hi!”

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Since: Jun 12

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#2482 Jun 15, 2013
Hey! Wake up! Could you get me some fresh batteries?

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#2483 Jun 15, 2013
dam baby, these sheets be stiff!

“This is all a game”

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#2484 Jun 15, 2013
The pain is part of the pleasure.. ;)~~~~~

<things to say in bed>

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#2485 Jun 15, 2013
Sharrp Shooter wrote:
The pain is part of the pleasure.. ;)~~~~~
<things to say in bed>
Dam, son!:)

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#2486 Jun 15, 2013
OMG! I just realized how that post soounds. I should've just said Dam :)
SLACK

United States

#2487 Jun 15, 2013
Fairy Verte wrote:
OMG! I just realized how that post soounds. I should've just said Dam :)
oops

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#2489 Jun 15, 2013
axxx wrote:
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Hey I will just stick with the mom then are you happy now.
;). Very...hey axxx how ya doing sexy.

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#2490 Jun 15, 2013
Lylah wrote:
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;). Very...hey axxx how ya doing sexy.
That's good.. I'm doing good got a beautiful woman on my mind, so all is good

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2491 Jun 15, 2013
You might want to put a helmet on, that's an oak.headboard.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#2492 Jun 15, 2013
axxx wrote:
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That's good.. I'm doing good got a beautiful woman on my mind, so all is good
,). Glad to hear

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#2493 Jun 15, 2013
Lylah wrote:
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,). Glad to hear
im always gona say what makes you glad got to keep a good woman happy and satisfied baby

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Since: Jun 12

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#2494 Jun 16, 2013
Don't worry, its just an electronic tag

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#2495 Jun 16, 2013
Come on dear, I took the last antibiotic yesterday.

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