Things Not To Say In Bed

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#2482 Jun 15, 2013
Hey! Wake up! Could you get me some fresh batteries?

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#2483 Jun 15, 2013
dam baby, these sheets be stiff!

“This is all a game”

Level 7

Since: Jan 09

Location hidden

#2484 Jun 15, 2013
The pain is part of the pleasure.. ;)~~~~~

<things to say in bed>

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#2485 Jun 15, 2013
Sharrp Shooter wrote:
The pain is part of the pleasure.. ;)~~~~~
<things to say in bed>
Dam, son!:)

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#2486 Jun 15, 2013
OMG! I just realized how that post soounds. I should've just said Dam :)
SLACK

United States

#2487 Jun 15, 2013
Fairy Verte wrote:
OMG! I just realized how that post soounds. I should've just said Dam :)
oops

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#2489 Jun 15, 2013
axxx wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey I will just stick with the mom then are you happy now.
;). Very...hey axxx how ya doing sexy.

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#2490 Jun 15, 2013
Lylah wrote:
<quoted text>
;). Very...hey axxx how ya doing sexy.
That's good.. I'm doing good got a beautiful woman on my mind, so all is good

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2491 Jun 15, 2013
You might want to put a helmet on, that's an oak.headboard.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#2492 Jun 15, 2013
axxx wrote:
<quoted text>
That's good.. I'm doing good got a beautiful woman on my mind, so all is good
,). Glad to hear

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#2493 Jun 15, 2013
Lylah wrote:
<quoted text>
,). Glad to hear
im always gona say what makes you glad got to keep a good woman happy and satisfied baby

Level 5

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#2494 Jun 16, 2013
Don't worry, its just an electronic tag

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#2495 Jun 16, 2013
Come on dear, I took the last antibiotic yesterday.

“another beer ? sure why not”

Level 7

Since: Aug 12

Springtown

#2496 Jun 16, 2013
Nope that isn't a spring in the mattress.. I really am happy to see ya..

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#2497 Jun 16, 2013
I better strap boards to my ass so I don't fall in.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2498 Jun 16, 2013
TIME OUT!!...Gotta powder my nose...
Susan w

Martin, TN

#2499 Jun 16, 2013
My Fu ck buddys name

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#2500 Jun 16, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
TIME OUT!!...Gotta powder my nose...
...I'll get the sack of flour...

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#2501 Jun 16, 2013
is it my turn????????
Sally

Kintnersville, PA

#2502 Jun 16, 2013
(him) - ooops I didn't get to pull out in time.

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