Things Not To Say In Bed

“Open the door to your heart”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

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#2417 May 30, 2013
Did i really pay for that !!!.

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#2418 May 30, 2013
what do you mean your not a woman

“Brr...-454.8 degrees in space”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

Kalamazoo, MI

#2419 May 30, 2013
Face the wall and spread 'em.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2420 May 30, 2013
Before we can have relations, I need to point out and have you correct your misspelling on Topix.

“Open the door to your heart”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

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#2422 Jun 1, 2013
I love you..........Errrrr what's your name again ?.
Marley

Huntington, NY

#2423 Jun 3, 2013
"They call me The Edmonton Train Wreck Delight with liverspots"

“Open the door to your heart”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#2424 Jun 6, 2013
God above,if im paying for that then at least get me a cold beer.

“Brr...-454.8 degrees in space”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

Kalamazoo, MI

#2425 Jun 6, 2013
Have you ever thought about having that third breast removed?
Level 6

Since: Apr 13

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#2426 Jun 6, 2013
Um yeah, I'd really rather just play on topix, you go ahead and do what you gotta do without me, lmao

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#2427 Jun 6, 2013
Honey, I think the ceiling needs painted.

Level 5

Since: Jun 12

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#2428 Jun 7, 2013
Shh! Is that my husband?

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#2429 Jun 7, 2013
price

“Brr...-454.8 degrees in space”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

Kalamazoo, MI

#2431 Jun 7, 2013
You remind me of a horse I had when I was little.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2432 Jun 7, 2013
You should get a refund for the plastic surgery, you look worse than Bruce Jenner.

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#2433 Jun 7, 2013
thought you shaved

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#2434 Jun 7, 2013
"That? Oh nothing, it's just a little rash..."
Geno

Dover, OH

#2435 Jun 7, 2013
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#2436 Jun 7, 2013
Can you braid the hair on my back?

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#2437 Jun 7, 2013
what are you going to do with that

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2438 Jun 7, 2013
Wanna have a PILLOW FIGHT???

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