Things Not To Say In Bed

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#2393 May 27, 2013
Ya got a lil TP stuck in yer bung...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#2394 May 27, 2013
LMAO.thought you had something.so what do you call that?LOL

“Open the door to your heart”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#2395 May 28, 2013
OMG,Identical twin sisters,i thought it was double vision because of the beer !!!.

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#2396 May 28, 2013
cold feet

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#2397 May 28, 2013
Where did all those bruises come from?

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#2399 May 28, 2013
knocking boots

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#2400 May 28, 2013
too much slack in the ropes

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#2401 May 28, 2013
had to convince her

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#2402 May 28, 2013
Mind if I clean my speargun? oops!

“....VETS”

Level 9

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#2403 May 28, 2013
I want a second opinion

“Whip it, whip it good”

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#2404 May 28, 2013
You Mexican women are so hot...
~>:{

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2405 May 28, 2013
TIME TO FART!!!....Yikes!!!

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#2406 May 28, 2013
MissStress wrote:
You Mexican women are so hot...
~>:{
Do you speak Mexican? I speak American, but I always found the Mexican language to be sexy.:p

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#2407 May 28, 2013
I called you Penny by mistake, I was thinking of the Big Bang Theory.
bravobravo9

Bettendorf, IA

#2408 May 28, 2013
I love your hairy ears
Level 6

Since: Apr 13

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#2409 May 28, 2013
I've had terrible diarrhea all day, oh well, wanna spoon?
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#2410 May 28, 2013
Watch how far I can squirt this thing!!!!
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#2411 May 28, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
I've had terrible diarrhea all day, oh well, wanna spoon?
Yes yes!!! I love aromatherapy!!!!

Level 1

Since: May 13

Brighton, UK

#2412 May 28, 2013
Your mum said that last night!
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#2413 May 29, 2013
I can just pick off the scabs and it'll be moist!!!

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