Things Not To Say In Bed

“If you want a Friend ???”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Be a Friend...

#2302 Apr 3, 2013
wait till my nails dry

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#2303 Apr 3, 2013
Hey, so your name is Lorena Bobbot? Where have I heard that before....

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2304 Apr 3, 2013
I was not allow to post what I thought..Got a warning from topix..OH WELL!!
WhiteDevil KingOfTrolls

Lexington, KY

#2305 Apr 3, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
I was not allow to post what I thought..Got a warning from topix..OH WELL!!
Go around them....use less spacingAnd capitalizeThe beginnings of someWords.....works every time....dont let theBastards rob you of your freedom of expression!

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#2306 Apr 3, 2013
i'm so sorry ..... I've just sneezed and snotted all over your pillow!!

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#2307 Apr 3, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
i'm so sorry ..... I've just sneezed and snotted all over your pillow!!
...um, uh, the pillow is giving me more fun than you! LOL!

“Artifical intelligence is no”

Level 3

Since: Feb 13

match for natural stupidity

#2308 Apr 3, 2013
Wanna go in on a baby? When it comes you can keep my half.

“Artifical intelligence is no”

Level 3

Since: Feb 13

match for natural stupidity

#2309 Apr 3, 2013
You will be judged and iconned on performance .
Lizz

Reading, PA

#2310 Apr 3, 2013
can you scratch me thingy it itches.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2311 Apr 3, 2013
Need more Vapor Rub on my Chest please!!!

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#2312 Apr 3, 2013
You really SUCK at this!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2313 Apr 3, 2013
That isn't what your sister thinks..

“If you want a Friend ???”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Be a Friend...

#2314 Apr 3, 2013
you can play with mine I if i can play with yours..
WhiteDevil KingOfTrolls

Lexington, KY

#2315 Apr 4, 2013
I gotta go poop.

“If you want a Friend ???”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Be a Friend...

#2316 Apr 4, 2013
I want a divorce

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#2317 Apr 4, 2013
skybobbie wrote:
<quoted text>
...um, uh, the pillow is giving me more fun than you! LOL!
lol...... afternoon hun

“Slow is Smooth”

Level 2

Since: Oct 10

Smooth is Fast

#2318 Apr 4, 2013
If it ain't tight it ain't right.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2319 Apr 4, 2013
...now comes the pliers...
Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#2320 Apr 4, 2013
Oh hell,
if you insist,
go ahead.
Just give me two more shot cups
of NyQuil and cover me
when you're finished.
(Cough, sniffle, sneeze, fart)

“The World Is My Garden”

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#2321 Apr 4, 2013
OH how cute... I've never seen one that small before..

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