Things Not To Say In Bed
Lizz

Reading, PA

#2310 Apr 3, 2013
can you scratch me thingy it itches.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2311 Apr 3, 2013
Need more Vapor Rub on my Chest please!!!

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Since: Dec 12

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#2312 Apr 3, 2013
You really SUCK at this!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2313 Apr 3, 2013
That isn't what your sister thinks..

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Since: Mar 12

Christmas: The Birth of Jesus

#2314 Apr 3, 2013
you can play with mine I if i can play with yours..
WhiteDevil KingOfTrolls

Lexington, KY

#2315 Apr 4, 2013
I gotta go poop.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Since: Mar 12

Christmas: The Birth of Jesus

#2316 Apr 4, 2013
I want a divorce

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Since: Jun 08

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#2317 Apr 4, 2013
skybobbie wrote:
<quoted text>
...um, uh, the pillow is giving me more fun than you! LOL!
lol...... afternoon hun

“Slow is Smooth”

Level 2

Since: Oct 10

Smooth is Fast

#2318 Apr 4, 2013
If it ain't tight it ain't right.

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Since: Jan 11

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#2319 Apr 4, 2013
...now comes the pliers...
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Since: Jan 10

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#2320 Apr 4, 2013
Oh hell,
if you insist,
go ahead.
Just give me two more shot cups
of NyQuil and cover me
when you're finished.
(Cough, sniffle, sneeze, fart)

“The World Is My Garden”

Since: Feb 13

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#2321 Apr 4, 2013
OH how cute... I've never seen one that small before..

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Since: Feb 12

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#2322 Apr 4, 2013
What's that awful smell?

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Since: Jul 11

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#2323 Apr 4, 2013
It hurt the headboard more than it hurt your head.

miky muller
Level 1

Since: Jan 12

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#2324 Apr 4, 2013
You're too heavy to be on top ...

“Hi!”

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Since: Jun 12

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#2325 Apr 4, 2013
That's alright, I'll just watch.....

“Brr...-454.8 degrees in space”

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Since: Jan 13

Kalamazoo, MI

#2326 Apr 4, 2013
Bark like a dog.
>..< wheezy

Barboursville, WV

#2327 Apr 4, 2013
Take that consume off

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Since: Feb 09

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#2328 Apr 4, 2013
What is THAT?-Tissue paper falling out of your bra???!!!

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Since: Mar 12

Christmas: The Birth of Jesus

#2329 Apr 4, 2013
OMG that was a sock..hahaha..

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