Things Not To Say In Bed

“Open the door to your heart”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

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#2269 Mar 31, 2013
Linda the loony widow you were great tonight hun,AAAHHHH bloody hell you're LARRY.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#2270 Mar 31, 2013
Lets invite your sister and see if her pants come down too...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2271 Mar 31, 2013
Leave me alone and go to sleep..

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#2272 Mar 31, 2013
Hey, this reminds me of the Lincoln Tunnel.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2273 Mar 31, 2013
I'm gonna need a brush hog and chainsaw to get thru that briar patch...be right back.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Remember me with a smile :o)

#2274 Mar 31, 2013
Haha..OMG at least give me something to work with...just put that back untill it grows....

“The World Is My Garden”

Since: Feb 13

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#2275 Mar 31, 2013
Could you hurry up my husband will be home in a few minutes...

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

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#2276 Mar 31, 2013
Give me a break I'm only 12!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2277 Mar 31, 2013
YOU SQUASHED.. MY...Chocolate Covered Bunnies.. RATFINK!!!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#2278 Mar 31, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
YOU SQUASHED.. MY...Chocolate Covered Bunnies.. RATFINK!!!
Thats not chocolate...Pervert!!!

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Remember me with a smile :o)

#2279 Mar 31, 2013
I didnt bring condems

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#2280 Apr 1, 2013
Doc said I'm patient zero, but then he died horribly, so I left.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Remember me with a smile :o)

#2281 Apr 1, 2013
what time is it

“The World Is My Garden”

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#2282 Apr 1, 2013
That's not a rash... It's a birthmark...

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#2283 Apr 1, 2013
What was your name again?

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Remember me with a smile :o)

#2284 Apr 1, 2013
that was nice got to go now..

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2285 Apr 1, 2013
Start singing,My Ding-a-ling

“Open the door to your heart”

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#2286 Apr 2, 2013
AHHHHH....Who the hell are you !!!!!!!.

“The World Is My Garden”

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#2287 Apr 2, 2013
Wow that's strange... Our dads both have the same name...
Jenji_gurl

Portland, OR

#2288 Apr 2, 2013
"Quick, that's my husband and he doesn't like to watch!"

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