Things Not To Say In Bed

“LIL Miss Sunshine”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Need A LiL Sunshine

#2220 Mar 17, 2013
Hey Enzo,hold that thought,I will be right back!!!!

Level 6

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#2221 Mar 17, 2013
Hey Hun,even though we've been married 30 odd years,i never have this problem with your younger sister !!!.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#2222 Mar 17, 2013
Are you coming to bed?
No I think I will sleep on the couch.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2223 Mar 18, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
I don't know why Naughtyrobot is in the room.
(Creepy robot laugh, gaining in volume and frequency) LOL

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2224 Mar 18, 2013
Oops, I think I just irradiated you.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2225 Mar 18, 2013
SMILE, You're on CANDID CAMERA!!!.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#2226 Mar 18, 2013
HEY! Don't take my picture with that..

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#2227 Mar 18, 2013
Close your legs your breath stinks..

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#2228 Mar 18, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Close your legs your breath stinks..
...would you please breath through your nose?...

“LIL Miss Sunshine”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Need A LiL Sunshine

#2229 Mar 18, 2013
turn the tv on

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#2230 Mar 18, 2013
"Can I run a tab?"

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#2231 Mar 18, 2013
...an oldie but goody...
Hi! I'm the new milkman! Would you like it in the front or in the rear Ma'am?...

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#2232 Mar 18, 2013
"Got anything in a larger size?"

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#2233 Mar 18, 2013
"You are so much better than your brother!"

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

""

#2234 Mar 18, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
...an oldie but goody...
Hi! I'm the new milkman! Would you like it in the front or in the rear Ma'am?...
Or the old stand by,,, The mail man always deposits his package in the slot.
hojjoj

Pittsburgh, PA

#2235 Mar 19, 2013
youtube.com/watch...
I had it already,,

“LIL Miss Sunshine”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Need A LiL Sunshine

#2236 Mar 19, 2013
okay going to the couch you wont stop...
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#2237 Mar 19, 2013
Can my mom watch?

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#2238 Mar 19, 2013
You sure have a lot of cats, I wish they were alive.

“And That's The Way It Went”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

The Int'l Space Station.

#2239 Mar 19, 2013
Nice to see you're back again, I'm kind of tired of your front.

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