Things Not To Say In Bed
Dangerous Brian

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#2208 Mar 16, 2013
It only looks infected but I think it tastes ok

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#2209 Mar 16, 2013
...ever had a sneezy poop while being tickled?...

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#2210 Mar 16, 2013
...jerry springer did a show bout girls like you...

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#2211 Mar 16, 2013
feltching....you're into that?
Dangerous Brian

UK

#2212 Mar 16, 2013
What's feltching? Lol

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#2213 Mar 16, 2013
Dangerous Brian wrote:
What's feltching? Lol
If you don't know,look it up..LMAO

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#2214 Mar 16, 2013
...i peed your name in the snow out front...

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Friends Are Great...

#2215 Mar 16, 2013
trust me you really dont want to know ..shew...

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#2216 Mar 16, 2013
...hold my sammich for me and quit squirming around...you'll spill my beer...

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Friends Are Great...

#2217 Mar 16, 2013
yes sir..LOL

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#2218 Mar 16, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
yes sir..LOL
...wanna order a pizza?...

“Cruising U.S.A.”

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General Motors

#2219 Mar 16, 2013
Wanna try out for the Guinness Book of World Records,...

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Friends Are Great...

#2220 Mar 17, 2013
Hey Enzo,hold that thought,I will be right back!!!!

“Open the door to your heart”

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#2221 Mar 17, 2013
Hey Hun,even though we've been married 30 odd years,i never have this problem with your younger sister !!!.

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#2222 Mar 17, 2013
Are you coming to bed?
No I think I will sleep on the couch.

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#2223 Mar 18, 2013
Hatti_Hollerand wrote:
I don't know why Naughtyrobot is in the room.
(Creepy robot laugh, gaining in volume and frequency) LOL

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#2224 Mar 18, 2013
Oops, I think I just irradiated you.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#2225 Mar 18, 2013
SMILE, You're on CANDID CAMERA!!!.

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#2226 Mar 18, 2013
HEY! Don't take my picture with that..

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#2227 Mar 18, 2013
Close your legs your breath stinks..

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