Things Not To Say In Bed
Horst Von Schnauser

Huntington, NY

#2180 Mar 13, 2013
Whatta ya say we start our foreplay by jumping into a dead horse carcass?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2181 Mar 13, 2013
THIS is NOT the TIME...to ASK to try on my Panties, DUDE!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2182 Mar 13, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Hiya Honey... yes I know...reported..
YOU FFEAKIN ' GOT THAT RIGHT.. ENZO...REPORTED!!... Pathetic!!

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Since: Feb 12

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#2183 Mar 13, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
<quoted text> YOU FFEAKIN ' GOT THAT RIGHT.. ENZO...REPORTED!!... Pathetic!!
I knew I can count on you...thank you Ma'am...

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Since: Jan 11

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#2184 Mar 14, 2013
Your verbal and written communications say no, but the handcuffs say yes.

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2185 Mar 14, 2013
I got to go...

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#2186 Mar 14, 2013
But your head under the blanket.
reffef

Rochester, PA

#2187 Mar 14, 2013
youtube.com/watch... ……
If your talking then your mouth is to busy to eat it up!

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Since: Jan 11

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#2188 Mar 14, 2013
I just took a bath in the Shanghai river, the Chinese Government said that the water met acceptable diseased dead pig level standards.
Henrik Schnozzola

Huntington, NY

#2190 Mar 14, 2013
I smell feces.

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Since: Jan 11

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#2191 Mar 15, 2013
Henrik Schnozzola wrote:
I smell feces.
Is that your final answer? Would you like to use your 50/50? Rember, this is the sudden death round, again.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Half Way There <3

#2192 Mar 15, 2013
I need a cigarette

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#2193 Mar 15, 2013
I should have taken a Beano!
Mr Suave

Huntington, NY

#2194 Mar 15, 2013
Geronimo!!!!!

“Riding As Free As The Wind ”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#2195 Mar 15, 2013
I don't know why Naughtyrobot is in the room.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2196 Mar 15, 2013
WHY Can't ya play a mean guitar??

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#2197 Mar 15, 2013
on our romantic night alone.... you bought a porn film at the hotel??

“Artifical intelligence is no”

Level 3

Since: Feb 13

match for natural stupidity

#2198 Mar 15, 2013
Call your Baby sister, I just had a great idea.

Since: Mar 13

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#2199 Mar 15, 2013
That's not chocolate. :-(

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<3 Half Way There <3

#2200 Mar 15, 2013
not with that you dont...

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