Things Not To Say In Bed

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#2159 Mar 10, 2013
I'm not in the mood so leave me the hell alone!

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#2160 Mar 10, 2013
I just want to sleep.
Donzie

Hopkinsville, KY

#2161 Mar 10, 2013
Seconds? No thanks.

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#2162 Mar 10, 2013
dont want firsts !!!!
Wee Willy Winkie

Medford, NY

#2163 Mar 10, 2013
Good God woman, it's not a telephone!!!! Stop talking to it!!!!

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#2164 Mar 10, 2013
Dont go away mad just go away

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#2165 Mar 10, 2013
I'm sorry Baby, but dam,,, its like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.

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#2166 Mar 10, 2013
stop or i will turn you from a rooster to a hen..
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#2167 Mar 11, 2013
"Don't worry, it's not a sexuually transmitted disease.....it's just mange"

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#2168 Mar 11, 2013
I need the remote

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#2169 Mar 11, 2013
Get away from me!
Ayatollah Yusow

Medford, NY

#2170 Mar 11, 2013
Allah Akbar!!!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#2171 Mar 11, 2013
Hey, Can I borrow your fishnet stockings.. I want to go fishing later??

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#2172 Mar 11, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
Hey, Can I borrow your fishnet stockings.. I want to go fishing later??
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Hiya Honey... yes I know...reported..

“Geaux Tigers!”

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Down on the bayou

#2173 Mar 11, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Hiya Honey... yes I know...reported..
Nothing against you CC, but BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AHA!

“Hi!”

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#2174 Mar 13, 2013
If you are talking, you are not doing it right....

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#2175 Mar 13, 2013
Let's don't and just say we did.

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#2176 Mar 13, 2013
Lets you+me do what I'm gonna tell my friends we did anyways...

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#2177 Mar 13, 2013
the least you say the better off you are...

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#2178 Mar 13, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
the least you say the better off you are...
...your lips say no but your eyes say yes...

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