Things Not To Say In Bed
reffef

Rochester, PA

#2187 Mar 14, 2013
youtube.com/watch...
If your talking then your mouth is to busy to eat it up!

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#2188 Mar 14, 2013
I just took a bath in the Shanghai river, the Chinese Government said that the water met acceptable diseased dead pig level standards.
Henrik Schnozzola

Huntington, NY

#2190 Mar 14, 2013
I smell feces.

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#2191 Mar 15, 2013
Henrik Schnozzola wrote:
I smell feces.
Is that your final answer? Would you like to use your 50/50? Rember, this is the sudden death round, again.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Thanks everyone 4/2/17

#2192 Mar 15, 2013
I need a cigarette

“On the brightest of day”

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"On the blackest of night"

#2193 Mar 15, 2013
I should have taken a Beano!
Mr Suave

Huntington, NY

#2194 Mar 15, 2013
Geronimo!!!!!

“Colorful Beyond Words ”

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" Live, Laugh, Love "

#2195 Mar 15, 2013
I don't know why Naughtyrobot is in the room.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#2196 Mar 15, 2013
WHY Can't ya play a mean guitar??

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#2197 Mar 15, 2013
on our romantic night alone.... you bought a porn film at the hotel??

“Artifical intelligence is no”

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match for natural stupidity

#2198 Mar 15, 2013
Call your Baby sister, I just had a great idea.

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#2199 Mar 15, 2013
That's not chocolate. :-(

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Thanks everyone 4/2/17

#2200 Mar 15, 2013
not with that you dont...

“On the brightest of day”

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"On the blackest of night"

#2201 Mar 16, 2013
Oops, I just remembered I lost the key to the handcuffs!

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#2202 Mar 16, 2013
Tom2Tone wrote:
Oops, I just remembered I lost the key to the handcuffs!
Hey Mr. Tommy2Tone, check this out. It's really funny... Click on the "Rock Star" video at www.youtube.com/whiskeynchicken

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#2203 Mar 16, 2013
OMG..You looked and acted like a male and find out you are a female.Get the hell away from me.

Visa versa...
Dangerous Brian

UK

#2204 Mar 16, 2013
Your mom does it better

“On the brightest of day”

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"On the blackest of night"

#2205 Mar 16, 2013
HCHCHCHC wrote:
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Hey Mr. Tommy2Tone, check this out. It's really funny... Click on the "Rock Star" video at www.youtube.com/whiskeynchicken
Very funny! Thanks for sharing. I always hate to get a blister on my little finger, or maybe get a blister on my thumb.:)

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#2206 Mar 16, 2013
...you need to rinse that out first...

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#2207 Mar 16, 2013
Baby It's pickled.

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