Things Not To Say In Bed

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#2120 Mar 4, 2013
Are you Sarah Connor?

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#2121 Mar 4, 2013
dont you think 6 times is enough????

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

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#2122 Mar 4, 2013
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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Since: Dec 12

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#2123 Mar 5, 2013
Butter Cup!!!^^^^^^

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#2124 Mar 5, 2013
I swear honey I didnt do it
Richards Gere

Huntington, NY

#2125 Mar 5, 2013
I think I just crapped myself on the last thrust.

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#2126 Mar 6, 2013
...did you just burp or is your boil venting again?...

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#2127 Mar 6, 2013
did you pay the bills today???hummmm no I thought you did!!!!
Yes YEs Yes Yes YEs YEs

Huntington, NY

#2128 Mar 6, 2013
Ooooooooooobama!!!!!!!!!!

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#2129 Mar 6, 2013
Let's fertililize externally like fish.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

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#2130 Mar 6, 2013
....NEXT.......;)

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#2131 Mar 6, 2013
im not playing that game..

“Looks Good To Me”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

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#2132 Mar 6, 2013
Okay have it your way, "Here kitty kitty kitty".

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#2133 Mar 6, 2013
who let the dogs out????

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2134 Mar 6, 2013
Okay, which end is which? I'm lost here!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2135 Mar 6, 2013
HOLD that position.. I GOT to goooo pee...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#2136 Mar 6, 2013
Didn't they have any smaller condoms?
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#2137 Mar 7, 2013
Next!!!!

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

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#2138 Mar 7, 2013
It's a cold, chilly, dark night...you decide to sneak into your lovers bed & surprise HIM...you kiss the nape of HIS neck & rub HIS back as he starts to moan, "Oh, Kevin!"..........WTF???? Lol! Hahahahahahahahaha

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Smiling :o) all the way....

#2139 Mar 7, 2013
you are making love and and your partner calls out another name besides yours...not good...

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