Things Not To Say In Bed

Things Not To Say In Bed

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“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#2 Oct 15, 2011
What's that horrid smell?! Did you fart??

“I laugh at trolls, because”

Level 6

Since: Apr 10

they are the laughing stock!

#3 Oct 15, 2011
Darn it, I forgot to wear my night time Depends again... :P

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#4 Oct 15, 2011
Alright, whose cold nose is that?

Chunky Punky

“Chasing Chunky's Chicks”

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Since: Jun 11

Jackson Hole

#5 Oct 15, 2011
You're too heavy to be on top ...

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#6 Oct 15, 2011
What vibration?? I don't feel nothing!

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#7 Oct 15, 2011
Is it in yet?

“Hanging Up My Spurs”

Since: Oct 11

"Adios Amigos "

#8 Oct 15, 2011
Is that in you or is it between you and the mattress?

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#9 Oct 15, 2011
tonight you get the wet spot...

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#10 Oct 15, 2011
Keep your hands to yourself.

“Hanging Up My Spurs”

Since: Oct 11

"Adios Amigos "

#11 Oct 15, 2011
It's between you and the mattress? Then put it in you!

“Ante Omnia Armari”

Since: Nov 07

"You get back what you give"

#12 Oct 15, 2011
Where'd these batteries come from??
Geno

United States

#13 Oct 15, 2011
Shhhh! You'll wake up grandma! She doesn't like for me to hang around with girls! She doesn't want me to lose my virginity until I'm at least 70.

Chunky Punky

“Chasing Chunky's Chicks”

Level 6

Since: Jun 11

Jackson Hole

#14 Oct 15, 2011
I wish you were a real woman.
Geno

United States

#15 Oct 15, 2011
honeymylove wrote:
Keep your hands to yourself.
That wasn't my hand. Say hi to flippy the gerbil.

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#16 Oct 15, 2011
My x use to do it this way ....

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#17 Oct 15, 2011
Why don't you grow up and be a man.
Geno

United States

#18 Oct 15, 2011
Chunky Punky wrote:
I wish you were a real woman.
I say that to my blow up doll every day.
Geno

United States

#19 Oct 15, 2011
honeymylove wrote:
Why don't you grow up and be a man.
I hear that a lot too.
Sams Mom

United States

#20 Oct 15, 2011
"Son, is it in yet?"

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#21 Oct 15, 2011
Geno wrote:
<quoted text>That wasn't my hand. Say hi to flippy the gerbil.
That is right up your alley.

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