Men in Speedos??

Created by DILF on May 27, 2008

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Yes

God No

Only if Hairy and Greek

Only if Potbelly covers it

Only for laughs

Even good looking men shouldnt

“cougar w/sharp claws”

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#82 Jul 17, 2008
TartTexasLady wrote:
I just don't think they're very flattering even if the guy has a great body.
Or Bikinis up the cr*(^$ of an @&$.
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#83 Jul 17, 2008
smartblonde wrote:
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I agree 100%!! For some reason, speedos just look gay!!
thats it!! they look gay,, i used to hang with a gay guy ,,really cool dude,,but he wore richard simmons shorts,,ya know what i mean,, and they were the same way,,,and i'd say dude,,,,do something with those!!!! and he say i want the boys to see what i got!!!! haha he was a trip.....
Tixilix of Fanta

India

#84 Jul 18, 2008
William Pena wrote:
I HATE dork shorts...those baggy, below the knee ugly pieces of crap that alot of guys wear now. What ever happened to showing some skin?
I agree . all the men are now wearing
them and look very dorkish. They also wear similar "surfer dude" shorts off the beach, even old fellers.
Another thing, huge baggy dweebish shorts make swimming very difficult. They fill up with air bubbles and generally get in the way. Why is it fashionable to look like a dorky dweeb?
ms_tickled

Huntington Park, CA

#85 Jul 18, 2008
sorry...I don't like men in speedos or G-string underwear..doesn't appeal to me either

Since: Jun 08

Brooklyn, NY

#86 Jul 18, 2008
For schitts and giggles or a good laugh at a party it's okay. Just like some women shouldn't wear a thong.

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#87 Jul 18, 2008
Zach_Z wrote:
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So if I were to, hypothetically speaking, brush my teeth w/ cinnamon flavored colgate whle wearing a black and white pin-striped speedo, that would be a bad thing.
I think I just threw up in my mouth! lol

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#88 Jul 18, 2008
REAL men don't wear womans generic underwear!!! NO excuses!! As for females and thongs, well, they are women, what ya expect??

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#89 Jul 18, 2008
Navy boxer sea shorts for me - if you gotta wear something tight-fitting, then use a wet suit!

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Westport, MA

#90 Jul 18, 2008
Death Race wrote:
For schitts and giggles or a good laugh at a party it's okay. Just like some women shouldn't wear a thong.
Ther are a LOT of women who shouldn't wear a thong.

I see women at the beach wearing bikinis who really don't look good in them.

I don't wear a bikini... it would be a trainwreck if I did... NO ONE wants to see it! LOL.

“cougar w/sharp claws”

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#91 Jul 18, 2008
drill instructor wrote:
REAL men don't wear womans generic underwear!!! NO excuses!! As for females and thongs, well, they are women, what ya expect??
will you please pull your jeans up to cover your belly and the plumbers pencil holder?!?

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#92 Jul 18, 2008
smartblonde wrote:
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I agree 100%!! For some reason, speedos just look gay!!
I agree.

Since: Jul 08

Small Town Girl

#93 Jul 18, 2008
THE DORK SHORTS WITH THE WHITE KNEE SOCKS WITH THE RED AND BLUE STIPES IS WHAT DOES IT OFR ME.. UMMM HMMMM.. LOL

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#94 Jul 18, 2008
TIREDOFTHIS01 wrote:
THE DORK SHORTS WITH THE WHITE KNEE SOCKS WITH THE RED AND BLUE STIPES IS WHAT DOES IT OFR ME.. UMMM HMMMM.. LOL
Throw in some sandals and a wife beater to boot! lol
DILF

Medford, NY

#95 Jul 18, 2008
I would agree that speedos, worn in America, make most guys seem gayish..... I personally DO NOT have one friend who would ever wear a speedo. That being said, I would also NOT wear long and/or oversized shorts and/or bathing suit shorts. My bathing suit shorts are standard looking shorts (Nautica, Nike, etc..) that fall down to about 3-4 inches above my knees. I consider myself a mans man and I ain't no faig or hip hop moron........ Just call me normal, I'm happy with that.

Since: Jul 08

Small Town Girl

#96 Jul 18, 2008
milwaukee69 wrote:
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Throw in some sandals and a wife beater to boot! lol
omg! you just describe the perfect man and you gotta have mullet hair cut to boot.

Since: May 08

Rochester, NY

#97 Jul 18, 2008
Shellikins wrote:
...I'm still partial to the phrase "banana hammock"...
coconut hammock, depending on which shore of the island you're on

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#98 Jul 18, 2008
Mark spitz, the winner of a record 5 gold medals at the 1978 olympics, has actually broken out his famous red white and blue speedo's he wore in his epic Olympic triumph. Spitz, now 66, has been chosen by NASA to train for the proposed 2010 Manned mission to Mars and in case water is finally actually discovered on the planet, will act as NASA's first "Swimstronaut" . His training is set to begin at Jet Propulsion lab in Pasadena California and will coincide with Comedian Jerry Seinfelds training to become the 1st Jew Comedian Astronaut on the same mission.
DILF

Medford, NY

#99 Jul 18, 2008
amita wrote:
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coconut hammock, depending on which shore of the island you're on
How about "grape smugglers", one of my favorite sayings.......

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#100 Jul 18, 2008
BonJayne wrote:
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will you please pull your jeans up to cover your belly and the plumbers pencil holder?!?
Due to topix error, the following was omitted to finish the above post ,....."I just want to try out my new battery operated pencil sharpener big boy"

“cougar w/sharp claws”

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#101 Jul 18, 2008
JG OP wrote:
<quoted text>Due to topix error, the following was omitted to finish the above post ,....."I just want to try out my new battery operated pencil sharpener big boy"
If it doesn't plug into electricity I want nothing to do with it, either!

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