The Missing Sock Theory

The Missing Sock Theory

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jumper

Morgantown, KY

#1 Dec 3, 2010
This is a subject that has baffeld modern man since the invention of the automatic clothes dryer.

Two socks of matching patterns are placed in the device,only to have one of the Items vanish after a load of laundery is removed.

I should dare say that it has drove most of those involved in this matter quite to the point of insanity.

Where does it go, who knows?

Since: Jan 07

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#3 May 18, 2013



Offbeat,...
Miami Nice

United States

#4 May 18, 2013
And, then, lives nefariously ever after.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#5 May 18, 2013
Haven't you ever cleaned out the dryer filter? What do you think all that fuzz started out as?

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#6 May 18, 2013
It's usually in the corner of a duvet cover
Obviously

United States

#7 May 18, 2013
Sweetie pie takes it and makes a "personality" out of it to troll people with.
Noah Account

United States

#8 May 18, 2013
^^^major sock owner^^^^
Sarah Lee

Sanford, FL

#9 May 18, 2013
Alien abductions

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#10 May 19, 2013
YEAH,...WHAT'S UP WITH THAT, Any ways...????
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#11 May 19, 2013
The dryer mosnter eats it.

Since: Jan 07

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#12 May 19, 2013
Didn't notice two is missing,...



























Since: Jan 07

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#13 Jul 22, 2013
Miami Nice wrote:
And, then, lives nefariously ever after.





You know your ladder from your snake
You know the throttle from the brake
You know your straight line from a curve
You've got a lot of nerve
But I know you

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#14 Jul 22, 2013
Recently received ransom note:

I have your sock. Do NOT attempt to contact the Fruit of the Loom guys for help. Bring 3 pink argyle socks--size 6, and a blue baby bootie to the dumpster behind the Internet Troll forum before midnight--or the sock gets it.

Level 4

Since: Apr 13

Tecumseh, Canada

#15 Jul 22, 2013
The lost sock is inside the sleeve of that shirt you only wear on special occasions.

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#16 Jul 22, 2013
Big Time wrote:
Didn't notice two is missing,...
Two socks, that's Kevin Costner's wolf you know--someone should return it.

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#17 Jul 22, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Two socks, that's Kevin Costner's wolf you know--someone should return it.


Wolf, Socks

who's the wizer,...

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