Wearing panties thwarts Jesus?
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#31 Mar 11, 2014
Praise the Lord and lose those panties? LOL

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#32 Mar 11, 2014
Panty-less is next to godliness
beatlesinthebog

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#33 Mar 11, 2014
Frankenscence and Murr wrote:
Did Mary wear panties?
Well...she was contrary.
Abbie Stickles

Huntington, NY

#34 Mar 11, 2014
What about a thick whooly bush? Does that thwart Jesus as well?

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#35 Mar 11, 2014
Abbie Stickles wrote:
What about a thick whooly bush? Does that thwart Jesus as well?
Dancing beard-to-beard.

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#36 Mar 11, 2014
"Blessed congregation, we ask you to stop putting panties in the collection plate.

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#37 Mar 11, 2014
Is the WWJD thong okay?

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#38 Mar 11, 2014
greymouser wrote:
Is the WWJD thong okay?
You can order one from here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Haha, Hows about some thongs of praise?
http://ship-of-fools.com/gadgets/fashion/186....

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#39 Mar 11, 2014
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
<quoted text> Haha, Hows about some thongs of praise?
http://ship-of-fools.com/gadgets/fashion/186....
Either one, I think, would be okay if you ordered them 2 sizes too small.

If righteous men of religion are uncomfortable with speaking va....vava....vag....vagi...va aaaagin...vaginas even though they are thinking about them every 30 seconds, I think it's only fair that women wear extremely uncomfortable thongs every 30 seconds.

Ask them about their Richard, Rod or Johnson and they won't hesitate to give you an hour long sermon. Wearing a thong 2 sizes too small will be a heavenly distraction.

So it all balances out, right?

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#40 Mar 11, 2014
Abbie Stickles wrote:
What about a thick whooly bush? Does that thwart Jesus as well?
Looks just like Willie Nelson without any teeth.
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#41 Mar 11, 2014
greymouser wrote:
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Either one, I think, would be okay if you ordered them 2 sizes too small.
If righteous men of religion are uncomfortable with speaking va....vava....vag....vagi...va aaaagin...vaginas even though they are thinking about them every 30 seconds, I think it's only fair that women wear extremely uncomfortable thongs every 30 seconds.
Ask them about their Richard, Rod or Johnson and they won't hesitate to give you an hour long sermon. Wearing a thong 2 sizes too small will be a heavenly distraction.
So it all balances out, right?
That's funny! I get a vision from your post, of an reverberating echo of the sermon, resounding up threw the bell tower, from the oh so Holy filled pews. ;p

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#42 Mar 11, 2014
greymouser wrote:
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Either one, I think, would be okay if you ordered them 2 sizes too small.
If righteous men of religion are uncomfortable with speaking va....vava....vag....vagi...va aaaagin...vaginas even though they are thinking about them every 30 seconds, I think it's only fair that women wear extremely uncomfortable thongs every 30 seconds.
Ask them about their Richard, Rod or Johnson and they won't hesitate to give you an hour long sermon. Wearing a thong 2 sizes too small will be a heavenly distraction.
So it all balances out, right?
Maude???

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Nehwon

#43 Mar 12, 2014
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
<quoted text>That's funny! I get a vision from your post, of an reverberating echo of the sermon, resounding up threw the bell tower, from the oh so Holy filled pews. ;p
The Hunchback of Notre Dame was not reviled because of his looks.

It was because he could ring those bells where everyone in town could hear.

And those bells sang high soprano. Glass shattered.

The Hunchback bestows the Glory of God and my glass goblet of beer shatters.

Now I have to drink from a tin can with a pop top.

Let's hope my flip-flops hold out so I don't step on that pop top and have to cruise on back home. For there's booze in the blender and soon it will render a brand new tattoo from whom I haven't a clue. But in the morning, all will be explained by upload to youtube.

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#44 Mar 12, 2014
FTW Forever wrote:
<quoted text>Maude???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =xs3OWJ53rHEXX
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Ricardo Montalban

Huntington, NY

#45 Mar 12, 2014
SLY WEST wrote:
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Looks just like Willie Nelson without any teeth.
But does Willie smell better?

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