Does anyone remember?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Nehwon

#1555 Aug 4, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
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..i quit wonderin' years ago.....they usta at least STAY bought and paid for....
__________
....ennyone remember the mittle klass......?
Hrmm. You remind me of a line from a little known Kurt Russel movie where the adversary, Roy L. Fuchs, lamented "I'll tell you something. This country is going to the dogs. You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, that son of a bitch stayed bought. "

That movie also had the best parody of a TV commercial that would get my attention:

(NSFW - language)

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#1556 Aug 4, 2013
greymouser wrote:
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Hrmm. You remind me of a line from a little known Kurt Russel movie where the adversary, Roy L. Fuchs, lamented "I'll tell you something. This country is going to the dogs. You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, that son of a bitch stayed bought. "
That movie also had the best parody of a TV commercial that would get my attention:
(NSFW - language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =zqHZWdFVyyQXX
"Well Old Man... for $2400, it better run like a *wet* dream."

But as funny as the movie was, the censored TV version was even moreso. "Cheese and rice, he's dead! Cheese and rice, he's dead!"

“Right click Left click Yay!”

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#1557 Aug 4, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
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"Well Old Man... for $2400, it better run like a *wet* dream."
But as funny as the movie was, the censored TV version was even moreso. "Cheese and rice, he's dead! Cheese and rice, he's dead!"
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps...
TV censorship of The Big Lebowski.

And cheese and rice?

Isn't that risotto that Chef Ramsey politely criticizes on Hell's Kitchen like "This <beeping> risotto isn't even fit to serve to <beeping> sheep that I <beeped> last night or the <beep><beeping> <beeped><beep (future present past tense)><beep-beep-ad-o > customers!

TV censorship is pretty amusing compared to the obscenities easily found on the internet.

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#1558 Aug 4, 2013
Family Ties.
Step by Step.
My Two Dads.
Just the 10 of Us.
Bosom Buddies.
Perfect Strangers.
Silver Spoons.
Golden Girls.
Growing Pains.
The Cosby's.
Chips.
Webster.
Facts of Life.
Roseanne.
Blossom.
Amen.
Three's Company.
Hart to Hart.
Dynasty.
Charles in Charge.
Alf.
Archie Bunker.
The Jeffersons.

“HEY! Who voted for Jared”

Since: Jun 08

Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#1559 Aug 4, 2013
....My Little Margie......
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#1560 Aug 4, 2013
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#1561 Aug 4, 2013
Gosh dang it! I don't know wht it's doing that, it's saving my last link, let me try again.....


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#1562 Aug 4, 2013
Move over bacon now there's something leaner!

Sizzlean bacon

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#1563 Aug 4, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
Move over bacon now there's something leaner!
Sizzlean bacon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =KERQgZJcE2MXX&feature=pla yer_detailpage
LOL, aren't infomercials awful?

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Yes, I know I'm off-topic, but this is too funny.

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#1564 Aug 5, 2013
Slinky!

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“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#1565 Aug 5, 2013
this one...

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glad I missed it the first time it went around!
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#1566 Aug 5, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =rTYg3Y2rswYXX&sns=fb& desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DrTY g3Y2rswY%26sns%3Dfb&nomobi le=1
glad I missed it the first time it went around!
ROFLMAO, How funny - thank you for the laugh, I needed it :)
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#1567 Aug 5, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
Slinky!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =CM_sMM_tvX8XX&feature=pla yer_detailpage&list=PL76CD 5F228E3514F9
LOLOLOL Darnit, I can tell topix is gonna be extra fun today and I've gotta go (sigh). Keep them coming ladies, it'll give me something fun to do when I get back :)))

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#1568 Aug 5, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =rTYg3Y2rswYXX&sns=fb& desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DrTY g3Y2rswY%26sns%3Dfb&nomobi le=1
glad I missed it the first time it went around!
I agree! Me too!

LOL

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1569 Aug 5, 2013
Back then, Ernest and Julio Gallo NEVER sold any wine before its time........
B-long

United States

#1570 Aug 5, 2013
DILF wrote:
Back then, Ernest and Julio Gallo NEVER sold any wine before its time........
Yeah, but Mogen David 20/20 was the wine of the century.
(19th century, I think...)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1571 Aug 5, 2013
B-long wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, but Mogen David 20/20 was the wine of the century.
(19th century, I think...)
No no no.....I think it was Martini and Rossi, Asti Spumante.
B-long

United States

#1572 Aug 5, 2013
DILF wrote:
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No no no.....I think it was Martini and Rossi, Asti Spumante.
'Asti Spumante'? I thought that was an Italian roadster...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1573 Aug 5, 2013
B-long wrote:
<quoted text>'Asti Spumante'? I thought that was an Italian roadster...
Maybe!!! Inspector Clouseaus "Green Hornet" right?

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#1574 Aug 5, 2013
My wife and i got wasted one summer day, touring California, we stopped at the Gallo Brothers Winery in Asti....we got there at lunchtime and after 8-10 tastings and a great sandwich.....when we left, we passed a State Patrol on the way back on the freeway.....really lucky....lol....

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