Tell your best, "YO' MOMA JOKE"
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Catch22

United States

#65 Jun 16, 2012
YM' so hairy she has sideburns on her boobs.

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Since: Feb 12

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#66 Jun 16, 2012
Everytime Yo Moma tries to think - it tires her out and she has to go sit down.
C-eYe-sLy

Roscommon, Ireland

#67 Jun 16, 2012
YO Half sister sally is such a sinister smack smoking smurf that she's always grinning greedily while giving Gargamel's gonads a good going.
C-eYe-sLy

Roscommon, Ireland

#68 Jun 16, 2012
YO Old Army Pal Peter has such a petite peenis that his Portuguese parents probably punched people who thought he was a transexual Pigmy prostitute.
C-eYe-sLy

Roscommon, Ireland

#69 Jun 16, 2012
YO Epileptic uncle Eddy Edmonton is so epically Edwardian he once stole a joint from a jewish juggler's blue jeans because he was jealous that James Joyce used to jerk off jelly fish.
C-eYe-sLy

Roscommon, Ireland

#71 Jun 17, 2012
YO Momma's such a Mesopotamian mud wrestling midget that whenever she murders mongoose for their maltesers she must first massage her muff madly with a monkey paw dipped in marmalade.
C-eYe-sLy

Roscommon, Ireland

#72 Jun 17, 2012
YO Sparkley sacked Sausage slapping son is such a satanically psychotic schmuck that he shitts in a cap and puts it on his dome then does a little rap and goes the f*ck on home.
SupleX TeX

Roscommon, Ireland

#73 Jun 19, 2012
your momz is so snotty when she snorts diced dwarf nipple she shoots a donkey in its armpit.
SuPLeX TeX

Roscommon, Ireland

#74 Jun 20, 2012
YO Taekwondo Teacher is such a Telekinetic Titty tickler that whenever the Taliban Time Travel to the summer of love to execute Elvis He explodes their titties like a sex addicted scanner.

(the sinister psychic movie psycho scanner not the listening device)
SuPLeX TeX

Roscommon, Ireland

#75 Jun 22, 2012
YoOR Hash toking husband harry is such a horse humping Haitian Witch Doctor that whenever he voodoo hexes all his Exes who live in Texas he flicks their nipples from a slowly moving Lexus.
SuPLeX TeX

Roscommon, Ireland

#76 Jun 25, 2012
Your Fat faced friend Freddy is so Fantastically Freakish that whenever he places his Grandads silver bearded balls on his head while quoting Gandalf monologues in the back garden his grandad farts sending shivers down his spine.

“Pay attention ....”

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Since: Sep 12

This could be fun

#77 Oct 5, 2012
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks by the TV I miss 3 episodes.
joke

Newburgh, IN

#78 May 9, 2013
Yo mamma's cooking is so bad, homeless people won't even eat it

Level 8

Since: Nov 08

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#79 May 9, 2013
Hahahahahaha!!!

Yo momma is so fat i had to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#80 May 9, 2013
... yo mama is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch ...
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#81 May 10, 2013
Yo Daddy an ah is goin out so we is callin eh babby sitter.

Mama, can we have the same babby sitter we had lass time.

OKeh, was she fun?

Mama, she knows eh great new game called stinkfinger.

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