Tell your best, "YO' MOMA JOKE"

Tell your best, "YO' MOMA JOKE"

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NinteenEighty

United States

#1 Jun 10, 2012
Yo' moma is sooooo fat if she fell down and broke her leg, gravy would pour out!

“Bagging groceries....”

Level 5

Since: Mar 12

is child's play :)

#2 Jun 11, 2012
Yo mamma so broke even Bob the builder couldn't fix that

“Bagging groceries....”

Level 5

Since: Mar 12

is child's play :)

#3 Jun 11, 2012
yo mamma so fat...even Dora won't explore that
YO MOMA BAHAHA

United States

#4 Jun 11, 2012
"YO MOMA"~ SO BROKE I SEEN HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET, AND ASK HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING, SHE SAID MOVING!

“It's all part of my charm.....”

Level 8

Since: May 12

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#5 Jun 11, 2012
Yo Momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo Momma so fat that when she eent outside in a red dress, everybody yelled "Hey Kool-Aid!!".

Yo Momma so fat that the last time she seen 90210 it was on a scale.

“If You Have It, ”

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

A Truck Brought It

#6 Jun 11, 2012
Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Level 8

Since: Nov 08

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#7 Jun 11, 2012
Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everybody

“Bagging groceries....”

Level 5

Since: Mar 12

is child's play :)

#8 Jun 11, 2012
yo mamma's so ugly even Goldfish don't smile back

yo mamma's so old her birth certificate says expired

“If You Have It, ”

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

A Truck Brought It

#9 Jun 11, 2012
Yo mama is so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Level 8

Since: Nov 08

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#10 Jun 11, 2012
Yo Momma is old her social security number is 1.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#11 Jun 11, 2012
Yo Daddy is so ugly, yo Momma sleeps with the dog.

“Bagging groceries....”

Level 5

Since: Mar 12

is child's play :)

#12 Jun 11, 2012
yo mamma's so stupid she bought a cable car so she could watch T.V. anywhere
Say Cheese

United States

#13 Jun 12, 2012
Yo Moma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
catch22

United States

#14 Jun 12, 2012
YO MOMA, So fat a 700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.

“Hey Moe ! ! !”

Level 8

Since: May 12

Alapaha , Georgia

#15 Jun 12, 2012
Yo Mama so poor,she can't afford to pay attention
Level 7

Since: Apr 08

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#18 Jun 12, 2012
Why U call yo mamma yo sister?
CrAzY eYe SLY

Roscommon, Ireland

#19 Jun 12, 2012
Yo moma smoked so much crack on Christmas that she crip walked right off a cliff and crushed her cranium.........sorry to hear bout that by the way,condolences.
CrAzY eYe SLY

Roscommon, Ireland

#20 Jun 12, 2012
did it just get too weird??

did i weird it all up again?

lets see if we can kick this off again........

YO Moma's so undeniably demented that she dressed you like a dutch dwarf years ago and pretended you were her hobbit hubby after your dad divorced her.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#21 Jun 12, 2012
Yo momma is so fat that when she sat down beside yo daddy on the couch, the remote control, the newspaper, car keys and even yo daddy disappeared. Everyone knows they're in there somewhere but no one is brave enough to look.
CrAzY eYe SLY

Roscommon, Ireland

#22 Jun 12, 2012
YO Moma is such a murderous Mexican midget that when i asked her to tickle my taco in Tijuana techno club she drank a quick shot of psychedelic Sasquatch saliva then sang La Bamba in a Bolivian Accent.

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