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Jul 6, 2013
 
Q: What did the angry bride tell the groom on her wedding night? A: Her twitter will be unavailable!

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Q: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend? A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and now she can only use Twitter!

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Jul 6, 2013
 
I saw our Mayor in town yesterday and asked him to wash my car, but he refused.

Sometimes I think politicians forget who they actually work for.
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Jul 7, 2013
 
Rules of fighting-1. Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2. Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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My friend David recently lost his ID. Now we just call him Dav.

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What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell.

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I blame everyone for my problems. Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn't him.

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I used to be agnostic, until I realized I was God

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To celebrate our independence from religious oppression I couldn't buy booze on the 4th of July because of religious oppression.

Ironic.
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Chuck Norris don't look both ways before he crosses the street. He just roundhouse kicksany car that gets too close.

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colorado chick...

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This is funny:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/35081...

More funny, in order to vote, they make you do math.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.

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I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you.

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Jul 10, 2013
 
Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for the directions!!

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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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The Obama administration has a new theme song........

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

I think it might be a sting operation by the police........

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DC tells it like it is wrote:
This is funny:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/35081...
More funny, in order to vote, they make you do math.
Say..don't anyone else open this site. I just came back to it and my comp warned me. I am so sorry. I would have never put it up if that were the case.

It did not warn me last night.

Thanks guys. My bad!

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DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Say..don't anyone else open this site. I just came back to it and my comp warned me. I am so sorry. I would have never put it up if that were the case.
It did not warn me last night.
Thanks guys. My bad!
Props to you for that. Thanks.

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Hoof Arted wrote:
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Props to you for that. Thanks.
Thank you. Once again, I am so very sorry about that. I hope it did not bother other folks comps. Have no clue why my McAfee wasn't up to par when I found that site. But it was awake today. Am just happy I doubled checked it ....

Makes me feel bad.

(everyone take a note. I seldom if ever use the word sorry, if ever. But I truly am feeling bad about it)

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