Come on...Tell me a joke

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Since: Dec 10

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#6601 Jul 6, 2013
I saw our Mayor in town yesterday and asked him to wash my car, but he refused.

Sometimes I think politicians forget who they actually work for.
joke

Owensboro, KY

#6602 Jul 7, 2013
Rules of fighting-1. Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2. Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

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Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#6603 Jul 8, 2013
My friend David recently lost his ID. Now we just call him Dav.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

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Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#6604 Jul 8, 2013
What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

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Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#6605 Jul 8, 2013
I blame everyone for my problems. Except Shaggy, because we all know it wasn't him.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#6606 Jul 8, 2013
I used to be agnostic, until I realized I was God

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#6607 Jul 8, 2013
To celebrate our independence from religious oppression I couldn't buy booze on the 4th of July because of religious oppression.

Ironic.
joke

Owensboro, KY

#6608 Jul 8, 2013
Chuck Norris don't look both ways before he crosses the street. He just roundhouse kicksany car that gets too close.

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Since: Feb 12

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#6609 Jul 9, 2013
colorado chick...

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#6610 Jul 9, 2013
This is funny:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/35081...

More funny, in order to vote, they make you do math.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

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#6611 Jul 10, 2013
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

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#6612 Jul 10, 2013
I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

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#6613 Jul 10, 2013
Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for the directions!!

“Colleges Search Engine ”

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#6614 Jul 10, 2013
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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Since: Dec 10

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#6616 Jul 10, 2013
The Obama administration has a new theme song........

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

I think it might be a sting operation by the police........

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#6617 Jul 10, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
This is funny:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/35081...
More funny, in order to vote, they make you do math.
Say..don't anyone else open this site. I just came back to it and my comp warned me. I am so sorry. I would have never put it up if that were the case.

It did not warn me last night.

Thanks guys. My bad!

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Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#6618 Jul 10, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Say..don't anyone else open this site. I just came back to it and my comp warned me. I am so sorry. I would have never put it up if that were the case.
It did not warn me last night.
Thanks guys. My bad!
Props to you for that. Thanks.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#6619 Jul 10, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
Props to you for that. Thanks.
Thank you. Once again, I am so very sorry about that. I hope it did not bother other folks comps. Have no clue why my McAfee wasn't up to par when I found that site. But it was awake today. Am just happy I doubled checked it ....

Makes me feel bad.

(everyone take a note. I seldom if ever use the word sorry, if ever. But I truly am feeling bad about it)

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#6620 Jul 10, 2013
No worries, hon. My computer is perfectly fi

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#6621 Jul 10, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
<quoted text>
Thank you. Once again, I am so very sorry about that. I hope it did not bother other folks comps. Have no clue why my McAfee wasn't up to par when I found that site. But it was awake today. Am just happy I doubled checked it ....
Makes me feel bad.
(everyone take a note. I seldom if ever use the word sorry, if ever. But I truly am feeling bad about it)
McAfee, schmafee. Is about as useless as Norton.

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