Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#6579 Jul 3, 2013
My buddy said his wife gives him fantastic head

aches.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#6580 Jul 3, 2013
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#6581 Jul 3, 2013
Girl said : I think the poorest people are the happiest. Boy replied : Then marry me, we will the happiest couple

“I Musici”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Bremen, Germany

#6582 Jul 3, 2013
Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

A: The taste.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#6583 Jul 3, 2013
SchoolandUniversity wrote:
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Oddly enough, I dreamed that I was being attacked by a giant dandelion so I blew it's head off.

“I Musici”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

Bremen, Germany

#6584 Jul 3, 2013
A man walked into his Psychiatrist's office, wearing nothing, wrapped in Saran Wrap.

The Shrink said: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Master Baker

Huntington, WV

#6585 Jul 3, 2013
Doctor told me that I need to STOP MASTURBATING ... I asked,"Why?"
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'
The doctor replied, "I am trying to examine you."
'

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uh,,, she was a female doctor.. sheesh.. lol..
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dh-----Good ones ya'all....'Hoof Arted' is winning though.. hahah... Peace out.. Wizard o Kaaz 8)

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#6586 Jul 3, 2013
A beautiful woman goes to a doctor's office, and is uncomfortable with the way the doctor is looking at her.

He tells her to undress behind a privacy screen, and as she does she asks "Where can I put my clothes?"

"Hang them up over here," he says, "next to mine."

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#6587 Jul 3, 2013
Musikologist wrote:
Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.
The preference

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#6588 Jul 3, 2013
A blonde goes into a doctors office complaining of pain. "Show me where it hurts" says the doctor. "Well" replied the blonde" it hurts here, here, and here" touching to her shoulder, hip, and left knee.

"Ahh" replied the doctor. "You have a broken finger".

Level 1

Since: Jul 13

Kathmandu, Nepal

#6589 Jul 3, 2013
Why I got divorced ??
Last week was my birthday, My
wife didn't wish me, My parents
forgot and so did my kids. I went
to work, Even my colleagues did
not wish.
As i entered my cabin my
secretary said, "Happy birthday
Boss!"
I felt special. She asked me for
lunch.
After lunch she invited me to her
apartment. We went there!
She said,
"You mind if i go into the
bedroom for a minute?"
"OK", i said in a sexy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with
a cake & My wife, My parents,
My kids, My friends and My
colleagues. All screaming
"SURPRISE SURPRISE!"
And,
I was waiting on the sofa, NAKED
joke

Owensboro, KY

#6590 Jul 3, 2013
Chuck Norris can kickstart a truck

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#6591 Jul 4, 2013
My buddy got fired from his office job because he photocopied his naked butt.

"That's not fair," I said. "Photocopying your butt is a classic!"

"Yeah, it is," my buddy said. "But I didn't realize I'd left skid marks."

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#6592 Jul 4, 2013
joke wrote:
Chuck Norris can kickstart a truck
That's nothing. Pamela Anderson can suck-start a truck.
joke

Owensboro, KY

#6593 Jul 4, 2013
Chuck Norris can dribble a football

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#6594 Jul 5, 2013
joke wrote:
Chuck Norris can dribble a football
...with his d!ck.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#6595 Jul 5, 2013
I heard a woman yelling in front of our house this morning, so I went out to see what was going on.

"I've lost my dog," she said. "He answers to Ben."

So I said "Why don't you get Ben to call for him?"

Women. How dumb can they be?
joke

Owensboro, KY

#6596 Jul 5, 2013
The quickest way to a mans heart is with Chuck Norris's fist

“http://www.stude ntshelp.info”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

http://www.studentshelp.info

#6597 Jul 6, 2013
If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics ... I would be a genius.

“http://www.stude ntshelp.info”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

http://www.studentshelp.info

#6598 Jul 6, 2013
RULES IN ALGEBRA: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong.

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