Come on...Tell me a joke

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Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#6519 Jun 21, 2013
Famous last words;
Chuck Norris is a pu...

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#6520 Jun 21, 2013
Chuck Norris won an award.

Kayne West sat politely in his seat.
joke

Owensboro, KY

#6521 Jun 21, 2013
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Blue_Eye_Gemini
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#6522 Jun 21, 2013
LOL! I don't know a joke. I know a person who is a joke and that's not a compliment.
Sybian Princess

Portland, OR

#6523 Jun 21, 2013
Q: why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: to get to the same side!
(God I hope you get that)

Blue_Eye_Gemini
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#6524 Jun 21, 2013
No I don't get it!

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#6525 Jun 21, 2013
(I got it.... if you google "mobius strip" you'll understand) ;)
Andy

Kintnersville, PA

#6526 Jun 21, 2013
For Hoof Arted.....

&fe ature=related

Happy Summer, Day 1

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#6527 Jun 21, 2013
Andy wrote:
For Hoof Arted.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =jwhHmDy-t1YXX&feature=rel ated
Happy Summer, Day 1
I am wracked with such hearty guffaws that in addition to rolling to and from upon the floor my posterior has seperated itself from my body.

Thanks!
Andy

Kintnersville, PA

#6528 Jun 21, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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I am wracked with such hearty guffaws that in addition to rolling to and from upon the floor my posterior has seperated itself from my body.
Thanks!
You're welcome :)
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6529 Jun 21, 2013
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

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#6530 Jun 21, 2013
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles."

(Ronnie Shakes)

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#6531 Jun 22, 2013
Last night my wife asked if I'd like duck eggs for breakfast.

"Sure," I said. "That sounds different."

This morning I walked into the kitchen and had to dodge a dozen of the damn things.

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#6532 Jun 22, 2013
Ad in todays paper:

"Septic tanks pumped and pools filled. Not same truck."

“Denny Crain”

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#6533 Jun 22, 2013
Blue_Eye_Gemini wrote:
No I don't get it!
A mobius strip has one side and one edge :)Take a loop of paper and put one turn in it and you have a strip with one side and one edge :)

Blue_Eye_Gemini
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#6534 Jun 22, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>A mobius strip has one side and one edge :)Take a loop of paper and put one turn in it and you have a strip with one side and one edge :)
Thank You :)! I'm sorry I didn't get it, but I never really get jokes.

“Denny Crain”

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#6535 Jun 22, 2013
Blue_Eye_Gemini wrote:
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Thank You :)! I'm sorry I didn't get it, but I never really get jokes.
Don't worry it was a geek joke :)

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#6536 Jun 22, 2013
Blue_Eye_Gemini wrote:
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Thank You :)! I'm sorry I didn't get it, but I never really get jokes.
I suspect there were plenty of people who didn't get it, were too embarrassed to ask and were grateful for the question.

Sometimes I gotta ask.

Blue_Eye_Gemini
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#6537 Jun 22, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>Don't worry it was a geek joke :)
OK, Thank you!

African_shadows

“A perfect world..”

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Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#6538 Jun 22, 2013
A joke?

Ok. I got this one. Check it

Yo, how do you stop 6 white guys from raping a black chick?

Simple! Give 'em some Interracial porn to watch!

lol

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