Come on...Tell me a joke

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#6498 Jun 18, 2013
Come to think of it, I have the same problem when I try to call an old Army buddy who's in Hawaii. I wonder what Al O'Hah is doing right now.

Tehee Candor

“A Time for laughter and ...”

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A Time to be candid.

#6499 Jun 18, 2013
This is a real life joke, but it could have gone seriously bad or at least questionable to many.

I yardsale and I bought this basket of stuff, sight unseen. I packed it somewhere before I even looked and when I did open it I had company and I pulled everything out and tossed to the floor.

Holy oh my gosh, there were three TV guide sized books. They are too, and I'm talking waaaaay too colorful, to tell you much more about them.:O

Luckily the visitor I had was my brother. Lol

Well, I did peek just once for this very short story a time later and not while my brother was there. This one actually has more words than pics)

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#6500 Jun 18, 2013
JM_Brazil wrote:
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And of course the ever helpful Jose Cuervo.
I use to date him. Indeed! He was very helpful.

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#6501 Jun 19, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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I use to date him. Indeed! He was very helpful.
Jose is a personal friend of mine. So is Reverend Jack Daniels.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#6503 Jun 19, 2013
"47"!

(anyone remember this one?)

“Denny Crain”

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#6504 Jun 19, 2013
I ran into a guy who was telling me about an article he had read about how morals have changed over the years. He told me when he married he had not had sex with his wife and he asked me if I had. I told him I really don't know and I asked him what his wifes maiden name was : )

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Orion's Belt

#6505 Jun 19, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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Jose is a personal friend of mine. So is Reverend Jack Daniels.
Birds of a feather?

Thought I recognized you in the church of hard knocks.
Because, I've been knocked around pretty good by both.

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#6506 Jun 19, 2013
JM_Brazil wrote:
"47"!
(anyone remember this one?)
Need more info...

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#6507 Jun 19, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Birds of a feather?
Thought I recognized you in the church of hard knocks.
Because, I've been knocked around pretty good by both.
Yep, that's me! I THOUGHT your posts sounded kinda familiar but I was afraid to say anything.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#6508 Jun 19, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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Yep, that's me! I THOUGHT your posts sounded kinda familiar but I was afraid to say anything.
We be from Ohio..we be crazy. Cut and dried.

Never be afraid. I may bite, but is all in good energy.

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#6509 Jun 19, 2013
We must be crazy to stay here, but I still plan to be here the day I die. They can plant me right here in the hills.
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6510 Jun 19, 2013
There are no real lesbians, just women that haven't met Chuck Norris

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Sao Paulo

#6511 Jun 20, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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Need more info...
Prison joke book

“Denny Crain”

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#6512 Jun 20, 2013
JM_Brazil wrote:
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Prison joke book
Number 73 :)
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6513 Jun 20, 2013
Chuck Norris was once pulled over by a cop. The cop was lucky enough to leave with a warning

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Sao Paulo

#6514 Jun 20, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>Number 73 :)
That one's not funny.

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#6515 Jun 20, 2013
JM_Brazil wrote:
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That one's not funny.
It's how you tell it.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#6516 Jun 20, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
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It's how you tell it.
Lol - that's it

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#6517 Jun 20, 2013
Dear Number 6:
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating number 9. You shouldn't be talking, because I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together.
Sincerely,
Number 7
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6518 Jun 21, 2013
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

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