Come on...Tell me a joke
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Newburgh, IN

#6398 May 28, 2013
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?A: Wanna go bike riding?

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#6399 May 29, 2013
"Quickly, can you think of a four letter word that starts with a K and ends with a W?"

"No."

"Man, you're good!"
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Newburgh, IN

#6400 May 29, 2013
Chuck Norris and Superman once had a fight on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants

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#6401 May 30, 2013
A priest, Chuck Norris and the Pope are fishing from a boat when the engine dies. The priest hops out and walks to shore. Chuck Norris also hops out and walks to shore. The Pope hops out and immediately sinks.

The priest looks at Chuck and says "Should we have told him about the rocks?"

And Chuck says "What rocks?"
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Newburgh, IN

#6402 May 30, 2013
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his bedroom. The bear isn't dead its just afraid to move

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#6403 May 31, 2013
Chuck Norris has been dead for years but Death is just too afraid to tell him.

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#6404 May 31, 2013
There used to be a street named Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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#6405 May 31, 2013
Hey... didja know that if you go to Google search and type in "google chuck norris" this is the first result:

Chuck Norris - Google Search
www.nochucknorris.com/&#8206 ;
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.
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Newburgh, IN

#6406 May 31, 2013
Chuck Norris has already been to mars, thats why theres no life there

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#6407 May 31, 2013
joke wrote:
Chuck Norris has already been to mars, thats why theres no life there
You knew Texas named a street after him Chuck Norris blvd? They had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives...
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Broomall, PA

#6408 May 31, 2013
wow... what a whopper

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#6409 May 31, 2013
that many wrote:
wow... what a whopper
MY favorite grey boxer...:)
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Newburgh, IN

#6410 May 31, 2013
Chuck Norris can drown a fish

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#6411 May 31, 2013
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

“It's a secret”

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Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#6412 May 31, 2013
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

“It's a secret”

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Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#6413 May 31, 2013
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Newburgh, IN

#6414 May 31, 2013
Elvis called Chuck Norris the king

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#6415 May 31, 2013
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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#6416 May 31, 2013
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
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Newburgh, IN

#6417 Jun 1, 2013
When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean sharks get in a steel cage

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