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#6396
May 28, 2013
 
My buddy said he took a prostitute to dinner Saturday night. She got the lobster and he got crabs.

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May 28, 2013
 

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The guy who tends bar down at the local watering hole must be going deaf. Whenever I shout "Hey! Get me another beer, a**hole" he yells back "What the f*ck did you just say?"
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#6398
May 28, 2013
 
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?A: Wanna go bike riding?

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#6399
May 29, 2013
 
"Quickly, can you think of a four letter word that starts with a K and ends with a W?"

"No."

"Man, you're good!"
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#6400
May 29, 2013
 
Chuck Norris and Superman once had a fight on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants

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#6401
May 30, 2013
 
A priest, Chuck Norris and the Pope are fishing from a boat when the engine dies. The priest hops out and walks to shore. Chuck Norris also hops out and walks to shore. The Pope hops out and immediately sinks.

The priest looks at Chuck and says "Should we have told him about the rocks?"

And Chuck says "What rocks?"
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May 30, 2013
 

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his bedroom. The bear isn't dead its just afraid to move

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#6403
May 31, 2013
 
Chuck Norris has been dead for years but Death is just too afraid to tell him.

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May 31, 2013
 

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There used to be a street named Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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May 31, 2013
 

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Hey... didja know that if you go to Google search and type in "google chuck norris" this is the first result:

Chuck Norris - Google Search
www.nochucknorris.com/&#8206 ;
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.
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#6406
May 31, 2013
 
Chuck Norris has already been to mars, thats why theres no life there

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Chuck Norris has already been to mars, thats why theres no life there
You knew Texas named a street after him Chuck Norris blvd? They had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives...
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May 31, 2013
 

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wow... what a whopper

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May 31, 2013
 
that many wrote:
wow... what a whopper
MY favorite grey boxer...:)
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#6410
May 31, 2013
 
Chuck Norris can drown a fish

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#6411
May 31, 2013
 
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

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May 31, 2013
 

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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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#6413
May 31, 2013
 
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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#6414
May 31, 2013
 
Elvis called Chuck Norris the king

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#6415
May 31, 2013
 
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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