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#6316 May 3, 2013
What Is The Interesting Thing In Tom & Jerry?

Whole Episode they are running to each other naked and when they are going to take bath, they are wearing swimming costume.

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#6317 May 3, 2013
What Is Mutual Exclusion ?
It Means You Skip Some Topics When You Study
And
The Person Who Sets The Paper, Skips The Topics Which You Have Studied.

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#6318 May 3, 2013
Four Guys, From Harvard, Yale, MIT And Little Johnny Were To Be Interviewed For A Prestigious Job.
One Common Question Was Asked To All Of Them.
Interviewer:“Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World?”
Yale Guy:“Its Light, Nothing Can Travel Faster Than Light”
Harvard Guy:“It’s The Thought, Because Thought Is So Fast It Comes Instantly In Your Mind.”
MIT Guy:“Its Blink, You Can Blink And Its Hard To Realize You Blinked.”
Little Johnny:“Its Loose Motion.”
Interviewer Shocked To Hear Johnny’s Reply, Asked:“Why?”
Little Johnny:“Last Night After Dinner, I Was Laying In My Bed And I Got The Worst Stomach Cramps, And Before I Could Think, Blink Or Turn On The Lights, It Was Over“

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#6319 May 3, 2013
Question:“What Is Will Power?”
Solid Answer:“It’s When You See 10 Notification, 20 Msgs & 30 Friend Reqeusts, And Still You Click .........“Logout“
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Newburgh, IN

#6320 May 4, 2013
I saw a homeless guy at the library checking his facebook. Every time he clicked home he got an error message

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#6321 May 4, 2013
I went to see my eye doctor and told him I needed new glasses, he looked at me and said you sure do this is Pizza Hut.
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#6322 May 4, 2013
My buddy has been dating a homeless woman and I'm afraid it's getting serious.

She's asked him to move out with her.

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#6323 May 4, 2013
Homeless people are afraid of ants, especially deodor ants.
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6324 May 4, 2013
I like to date homeless women. They always want to sleep over

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#6325 May 5, 2013
I suspect a fellow sicki on here........

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#6326 May 5, 2013
My buddy bought a six foot dining table with matching chairs off eBay but he's not happy with it because now his head practically touches the ceiling when he eats.
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6327 May 5, 2013
I saw a homeless man with one shoe. I asked, Did you lose a shoe? He said,No I found one
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6328 May 5, 2013
Homeless booty call. Your box or mine?
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6329 May 5, 2013
80% of accidents happen in the home. Finally, some good news for the homeless

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#6330 May 5, 2013
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack

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#6331 May 5, 2013
How do you fire a Social Studies teacher?
Tell him he's history!

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#6332 May 5, 2013
One day, a string went into a barber shop. The barber saw him, and immediately said, "We don't serve strings." So the string went outside, and came up with a plan. He tied himself up and messed up his hair. Then he went back into the barber shop. When the barber saw him, he asked, "Hey, aren't you a string?" To which the string replied, "No, I'm afraid not." ("No, I'm a frayed knot.")

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#6333 May 6, 2013
My buddy said he was upset when he caught his son looking up women's skirts.

"That's pretty normal for a twelve year old," I said.

"Not when he's looking them up on eBay."
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Newburgh, IN

#6334 May 6, 2013
A bum asked me, "Give me $20 till payday." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!"

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#6335 May 7, 2013
While visiting a friend in the hospital, I noticed several nurses wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified.

'Nothing,' she said with a smile.'It's just to keep the doctors away.'

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