Come on...Tell me a joke

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#6295 May 1, 2013
When a Women Loves!

When a woman loves you, you are a husband

When a few women love you, you are a man

When many women love you, you are a lover

When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol

When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human...
You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen. ;)

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#6296 May 1, 2013
Definition: A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.

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#6297 May 1, 2013
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.
"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
"The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37."
"And that's how you built an empire?" the boy asked.
"Heavens, no!" the man replied. "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6298 May 1, 2013
I saw a homeless man with a three legged dog yesterday. I thought he cant be hungry he hasn't even finished the dog
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6299 May 1, 2013
Two homeless guys are standing in front of a restaurant. One is bent over the other is sticking his finger up his but. Owner calls the police. Cop says, What are you doing? Guy says, Hes feeling sick, im trying to make him throw up. Cop says, You're not going to make him gag like that. Guy says, He will when I stick my finger in his mouth

“Denny Crain”

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#6300 May 1, 2013
Obama care! Now that is a joke :)

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#6301 May 1, 2013
Quit griping about your church;
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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#6302 May 1, 2013
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could wind up dead like me.

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#6304 May 1, 2013
You might be a redneck if loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#6305 May 1, 2013
Redneck Etiquette:

Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6306 May 1, 2013
Never trust a homeless man selling warm lemonade
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6307 May 1, 2013
Do homeless people get knock knock jokes?

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#6308 May 2, 2013
joke wrote:
Never trust a homeless man selling warm lemonade
EEEEWWW! but funny :)

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#6309 May 2, 2013
joke wrote:
Do homeless people get knock knock jokes?
Depends if they are blonde or not.

“Big Sur”

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#6310 May 2, 2013
joke wrote:
Never trust a homeless man selling warm lemonade
Too funny!
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6311 May 2, 2013
I hate it when homeless people get a sunburn. One thing I can't stand is a sore loser
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6312 May 2, 2013
When homeless people ride the bus how do they know where to get off?
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6313 May 3, 2013
What's the best thing about picking a fight with a homeless man? You don't have to ask him to step outside.
joke

Newburgh, IN

#6314 May 3, 2013
Two tramps were walking down the road. One of them started sniffing the air and said to the other tramp, "have you shit your pants?"

The other tramp said, "no, I haven't".

The first tramp said, "pull your pants down and let me see."

So he pulled them down and they were full of shit.

"See, I told you you had shit yourself," said the first tramp.

The other tramp said, "oh, I thought you meant today."

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#6315 May 3, 2013
which driver doesn't need any licence ?

- Screw Driver

LOL

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