Walmart shopper arrested for tossing ...

Walmart shopper arrested for tossing 'nose' sperm on woman's leg

There are 26 comments on the Anorak story from Jul 14, 2013, titled Walmart shopper arrested for tossing 'nose' sperm on woman's leg. In it, Anorak reports that:

FRANK Short is the 22-year-old accused of tossing sperm at a woman he fancied. She was shopping in a Walmart supermarket at the time.

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Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#1 Jul 14, 2013
His friends all knew he was a dick-head,,,but shooting off at Walmarts,,,,?? dam
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#2 Jul 14, 2013
Now that's gross...but it's Walmart...so
Thank You, Come Again.

“And That's The Way It Went”

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The Int'l Space Station.

#3 Jul 14, 2013
That is SNOT the end of the story. Later, DNA tests confirmed the sperm was Short's. He admitted to having a hole in his pants pocket for the purpose of pocket spanking. He was then additionally charged with attempted external insemination, and having extra stinky spunk.

“I care more about my character”

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...... then my reputation

#4 Jul 14, 2013
Ewww .... gross!

“pshhhhh”

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#5 Jul 14, 2013
You guys sure do have some weirdo's in America

“Geaux Tigers!”

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Down on the bayou

#6 Jul 14, 2013
That feller is lucky he didn't target Geno to fling his DNA at; Geno would've asked for seconds, and he wouldn't want to wait for the guy to re-charge.

“Geaux Tigers!”

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Down on the bayou

#7 Jul 14, 2013
Aussiebob wrote:
You guys sure do have some weirdo's in America
We sure do. You should meet this Aussie neighbor of mine. He is one weird dude :)

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#8 Jul 14, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
<quoted text>We sure do. You should meet this Aussie neighbor of mine. He is one weird dude :)
Haha Aussies are cool weird though its a bit diff than flinging your spunk on a passing shopper lol i almost choked on my breakfast when i read it

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New York, NY

#9 Jul 14, 2013
Aussiebob wrote:
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Haha Aussies are cool weird though its a bit diff than flinging your spunk on a passing shopper lol i almost choked on my breakfast when i read it
sup adrain...

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#10 Jul 14, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>sup adrain...
Lol wut ?
Alto

Phoenix, AZ

#11 Jul 14, 2013
Only at the scum company that is Walmart.

“...the catfish are....”

Since: Jun 08

....eating my yard.....

#12 Jul 14, 2013
....dude is truly a chick-magnet otherwise......

“Geaux Tigers!”

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#13 Jul 14, 2013
Aussiebob wrote:
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Haha Aussies are cool weird though its a bit diff than flinging your spunk on a passing shopper lol i almost choked on my breakfast when i read it
LoL.

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#14 Jul 14, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
....dude is truly a chick-magnet otherwise......
The guy should be punished just for being so f''king ugly!

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...the Topix mainframe.

#15 Jul 14, 2013
Disgusting nasty wretch. He needs to be beaten soundly with a nightstick.

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#16 Jul 14, 2013
Eww not cool!

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#17 Jul 15, 2013
eewwww, groaty.
salman

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#18 Jul 15, 2013
hi I am Salman age 25 from riyadh young pak boy any girl or she want contect me my num 0593876262

“Forehead wrinkle”

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Homefries

#19 Jul 15, 2013
Clean up in aisle 5 !!!!!!!!!!

8-|

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#20 Jul 15, 2013
salman wrote:
hi I am Salman age 25 from riyadh young pak boy any girl or she want contect me my num 0593876262
Gtfo you perverted scum

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