Walmart shopper arrested for tossing 'nose' sperm on woman's leg

Jul 14, 2013 Full story: Anorak 26

FRANK Short is the 22-year-old accused of tossing sperm at a woman he fancied. She was shopping in a Walmart supermarket at the time.

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Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#1 Jul 14, 2013
His friends all knew he was a dick-head,,,but shooting off at Walmarts,,,,?? dam
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#2 Jul 14, 2013
Now that's gross...but it's Walmart...so
Thank You, Come Again.

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#3 Jul 14, 2013
That is SNOT the end of the story. Later, DNA tests confirmed the sperm was Short's. He admitted to having a hole in his pants pocket for the purpose of pocket spanking. He was then additionally charged with attempted external insemination, and having extra stinky spunk.

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...... then my reputation

#4 Jul 14, 2013
Ewww .... gross!

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#5 Jul 14, 2013
You guys sure do have some weirdo's in America

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#6 Jul 14, 2013
That feller is lucky he didn't target Geno to fling his DNA at; Geno would've asked for seconds, and he wouldn't want to wait for the guy to re-charge.

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#7 Jul 14, 2013
Aussiebob wrote:
You guys sure do have some weirdo's in America
We sure do. You should meet this Aussie neighbor of mine. He is one weird dude :)

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#8 Jul 14, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
<quoted text>We sure do. You should meet this Aussie neighbor of mine. He is one weird dude :)
Haha Aussies are cool weird though its a bit diff than flinging your spunk on a passing shopper lol i almost choked on my breakfast when i read it

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#9 Jul 14, 2013
Aussiebob wrote:
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Haha Aussies are cool weird though its a bit diff than flinging your spunk on a passing shopper lol i almost choked on my breakfast when i read it
sup adrain...

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#10 Jul 14, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>sup adrain...
Lol wut ?
Alto

Phoenix, AZ

#11 Jul 14, 2013
Only at the scum company that is Walmart.

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...wrf happint.....?

#12 Jul 14, 2013
....dude is truly a chick-magnet otherwise......

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#13 Jul 14, 2013
Aussiebob wrote:
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Haha Aussies are cool weird though its a bit diff than flinging your spunk on a passing shopper lol i almost choked on my breakfast when i read it
LoL.

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#14 Jul 14, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
....dude is truly a chick-magnet otherwise......
The guy should be punished just for being so f''king ugly!

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...the Topix mainframe.

#15 Jul 14, 2013
Disgusting nasty wretch. He needs to be beaten soundly with a nightstick.

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#16 Jul 14, 2013
Eww not cool!

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For $99.99

#17 Jul 15, 2013
eewwww, groaty.
salman

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#18 Jul 15, 2013
hi I am Salman age 25 from riyadh young pak boy any girl or she want contect me my num 0593876262

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#19 Jul 15, 2013
Clean up in aisle 5 !!!!!!!!!!

8-|

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#20 Jul 15, 2013
salman wrote:
hi I am Salman age 25 from riyadh young pak boy any girl or she want contect me my num 0593876262
Gtfo you perverted scum

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