Colonoscopy awareness.....

Spirit67_
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#23 Jun 12, 2014
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>Dreaded
Sperm
Buildup
Otherwise known as BSD
Oh OK, thanks!

“New & Improved..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#24 Jun 12, 2014
If the doctor uses the expression "Here comes the train !" you basically have two choices..
crawl like a naked slug to the nearest exit or twilight dream about your highchair childhood and a spoon full of Maypo.
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#25 Jun 12, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh OK, thanks!
Your welcome. Now Simon says do me a favor and give a little tug on my fore finger..........

Spirit67_
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#26 Jun 12, 2014
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>Your welcome. Now Simon says do me a favor and give a little tug on my fore finger..........
Bring it here....
Paris Hilton

Huntington, NY

#27 Jun 12, 2014
Marley wrote:
I like to burn used colonoscopy sheaths as incense in my trailer.
Wow, that's cool.

What's it smell like?

“Denny Crain”

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#28 Jun 12, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
<quoted text>
Bring it here....
Good morning. The last time I had an exam my Muslim doctor was expressing views I did not agree with as I came out from the tranquilizer. I was not about to disagree with him with that scope way up there :)

Spirit67_
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#29 Jun 12, 2014
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text> Good morning. The last time I had an exam my Muslim doctor was expressing views I did not agree with as I came out from the tranquilizer. I was not about to disagree with him with that scope way up there :)
You don't have a Muslim Dr.

“It's a secret”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

Or maybe I just forgot!!

#30 Jun 12, 2014
I've had one of these..I'll never have another..

there is no pain involved with the procedure..

they give you a shot and it's lights out for the most part.

but drinking a gallon of syrupy salt mixture..to clean your system out...

that's the hard part.

:)
The Man

Huntington, NY

#31 Jun 12, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
I've had one of these..I'll never have another..
there is no pain involved with the procedure..
they give you a shot and it's lights out for the most part.
but drinking a gallon of syrupy salt mixture..to clean your system out...
that's the hard part.
:)
Drinking that crap is definately the worst part of the whole experience.
The actual colonoscopy is nice, I get to take a nap for about an hour without being woken up by a nagging wife or kids.
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#32 Jun 12, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
<quoted text>
Bring it here....
When was the last time you had what is referred to as a finger wave at the doctors office?
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#33 Jun 12, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
<quoted text>
You don't have a Muslim Dr.
What he does have however is a slightly used penis pump he bought at a garage sale. If you think I'm kidding just go over to the Denny Crain thread and see for yourself. Have to go back a page or two where he posted about it.
SLIGHTLY USED is exactly what he said!!

whatever floats ones boat I guess

Spirit67_
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#34 Jun 12, 2014
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>When was the last time you had what is referred to as a finger wave at the doctors office?
I don't know what that is or means, so I guess I never had it then!

I was reading in between my work here about DSB and that is so 'touching', at least now I know I have that too....being away from the man I love!

Spirit67_
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#35 Jun 12, 2014
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>What he does have however is a slightly used penis pump he bought at a garage sale. If you think I'm kidding just go over to the Denny Crain thread and see for yourself. Have to go back a page or two where he posted about it.
SLIGHTLY USED is exactly what he said!!
whatever floats ones boat I guess
That's gross!

Spirit67_
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#36 Jun 12, 2014
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>When was the last time you had what is referred to as a finger wave at the doctors office?
I looked it up and I don't have a prostate, I'm a girl!
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#37 Jun 12, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
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I don't know what that is or means, so I guess I never had it then!
I was reading in between my work here about DSB and that is so 'touching', at least now I know I have that too....being away from the man I love!
Guess I'll have to be a bit more descriptive with the question.
Have you ever had the Doctor lube up his/her finger and stick it up the ol' poop shoot for what's commonly called a rectal exam. Should you still not understand the question I'll try and find a video and post it here.

Yes DSB is a horrible thing to go through. When it's finally over and things are fully taken care of you really are more careful not to allow it happening again huh.

“Big Sur”

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#38 Jun 12, 2014
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>Guess I'll have to be a bit more descriptive with the question.
Have you ever had the Doctor lube up his/her finger and stick it up the ol' poop shoot for what's commonly called a rectal exam. Should you still not understand the question I'll try and find a video and post it here.
Yes DSB is a horrible thing to go through. When it's finally over and things are fully taken care of you really are more careful not to allow it happening again huh.
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#39 Jun 12, 2014
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =5CISERO2FlAXX
There I was in this same position once upon a time. The doc could sense my being a bit uptight and wanted to bring in a touch of his humor.........Do you have kids he asked.......yes I quietly mumbled......I do too said he......good I quietly whispered........when I get home from work my kids ask what did you do today dad the doc sez..........I bust out with a laugh.......

true story

Spirit67_
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Since: May 13

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#40 Jun 12, 2014
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>Guess I'll have to be a bit more descriptive with the question.
Have you ever had the Doctor lube up his/her finger and stick it up the ol' poop shoot for what's commonly called a rectal exam. Should you still not understand the question I'll try and find a video and post it here.
Yes DSB is a horrible thing to go through. When it's finally over and things are fully taken care of you really are more careful not to allow it happening again huh.
Yes, I have during my GYN exam.....
I wouldn't know, since things aren't taken care of, if you know what I mean!

“Big Sur”

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#41 Jun 12, 2014
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>There I was in this same position once upon a time. The doc could sense my being a bit uptight and wanted to bring in a touch of his humor.........Do you have kids he asked.......yes I quietly mumbled......I do too said he......good I quietly whispered........when I get home from work my kids ask what did you do today dad the doc sez..........I bust out with a laugh.......
true story
As long as you didn't laugh too hard and have this happen!



I've never had the this type of procedure but I have had the finger thingy, I was all over that exam table, lmao!
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#42 Jun 12, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
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Yes, I have during my GYN exam.....
I wouldn't know, since things aren't taken care of, if you know what I mean!
I understand. Hopefully you can just not think about it.......I guess.

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