Police: Burned chickens part of satan...

Police: Burned chickens part of satanic ritual

There are 59 comments on the WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg story from Nov 7, 2012, titled Police: Burned chickens part of satanic ritual. In it, WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg reports that:

Bridgeport police have reported a satanic ritual in which chickens are doused with cologne and set on fire in a local cemetery.

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“....VETS”

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#1 Nov 7, 2012
cologne ??????????
Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#2 Nov 7, 2012
That's just fkn nasty!
Why can't Satanists get along better with chickens, goats, rabbits et al?

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Kushner? No One? Thot so.....

#3 Nov 7, 2012
...i just put them, skin side up, on the grill and use kerosene.....

been known to burn one now and then. chickens, too.

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#4 Nov 7, 2012
Hmm. My mom's recipe.

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#5 Nov 7, 2012
for shame, colonel sanders must be turning in his grave

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#6 Nov 7, 2012
Gloop!

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#7 Nov 8, 2012
Some may benefit from this ritual because..

If it smells like cologne,I'd leave it alone.
Happy to wake up

East Quogue, NY

#8 Nov 8, 2012
dinner is ready pass the sauce
The Husband

Huntington, NY

#9 Nov 8, 2012
I find truth in this.....

My wife always burns the chicken, and most of the time I SWEAR she is satan!!!!

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#10 Nov 8, 2012
the devil you say

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#11 Nov 8, 2012
On tallyho, you are funny.

This sounds familiar to my mother-in-law
s cooking. I guess it was leaving the feathers on the chicken when she cooked it.

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#12 Nov 8, 2012
I hope they don't use Roseanne Barr's signature scent...

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#13 Nov 8, 2012
quilterqueen wrote:
On tallyho, you are funny.
This sounds familiar to my mother-in-law
s cooking. I guess it was leaving the feathers on the chicken when she cooked it.
you were lucky......... my ex is like Kirk of star trek . a kitchen is a place she has never been before ....

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#14 Nov 8, 2012
HangUpAndDrive wrote:
I hope they don't use Roseanne Barr's signature scent...
"Derriere"
oh yah the one [scent] that follows you
walt

Plymouth, MI

#15 Nov 8, 2012
I'm shocked that most of you morons find humor in an animal being burned alive, but in satans world I should not be........

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#16 Nov 8, 2012
walt wrote:
I'm shocked that most of you morons find humor in an animal being burned alive, but in satans world I should not be........
Your heart is in the right place, but be prepared for some responses that will try to cast you as the villain. You are wasting your time even trying to reason with them. I have posted similar things7261 to what you posted here in respect to a tragic situation being turned into a joke in the past only to be lambasted rather than agreed with.

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#17 Nov 8, 2012
It's because you don't understand humor. Y'all need to read Stranger in a Strange Land. Heinlein had a point about humor. Humor is always at someone else's expense. You can say you're laughing with someone or something rather than at them but down inside, it's not true. Laughter is ultimately to keep you from despairing, crying, or from the plain old horror of it all. Why do you think police engage in dark humor? To keep the horror at bay. Yeah, nobody wants to deal with satanists and other sadists inflicting pain on humans and animals purposefully, but that's how people deal with things. It's disgusting, but it's a coping mechanism. Think about it.

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#18 Nov 8, 2012
hello
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#19 Nov 8, 2012
MeanandNasty wrote:
It's because you don't understand humor. Y'all need to read Stranger in a Strange Land. Heinlein had a point about humor. Humor is always at someone else's expense. You can say you're laughing with someone or something rather than at them but down inside, it's not true. Laughter is ultimately to keep you from despairing, crying, or from the plain old horror of it all. Why do you think police engage in dark humor? To keep the horror at bay. Yeah, nobody wants to deal with satanists and other sadists inflicting pain on humans and animals purposefully, but that's how people deal with things. It's disgusting, but it's a coping mechanism. Think about it.
That was helpful. Thanks. Sometimes we need a little perspective. Anyone who would do that to a live animal is a coward and would do well to have some of that behavior inflicted on them as a lesson. But the humor thing...it's the irreverent laughing at a horrible thing that keeps us sane.

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#20 Nov 8, 2012
or those who wish the same to the doer insane as well??????????

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