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Christians Warn Against "Self-Rape" And Other Bizarre Antigay Religious Signage

There are 37 comments on the Queerty story from Aug 9, 2014, titled Christians Warn Against "Self-Rape" And Other Bizarre Antigay Religious Signage. In it, Queerty reports that:

"Parents, have you ever imagined your child masturbating?" the advertisement reads .

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Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#1 Aug 9, 2014
Wonder if I can get one for my rover, so's he stops licking his balls,,,,,
Demogorgon

San Jose, CA

#2 Aug 9, 2014
Christians want everything their way and only their way. They try to trap us all in their box. If you want to live in a country controlled by religion well move to Vatican city. We should tax all churches, tax Sunday school, tax the church for the land their on. Tax them all. And if they do not pay shut the church down.
Abrahammock Regions

Philadelphia, PA

#3 Aug 9, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
Wonder if I can get one for my rover, so's he stops licking his balls,,,,,
For the last time, he doesn't want to lick yours.
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#4 Aug 9, 2014
Abrahammock Regions wrote:
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For the last time, he doesn't want to lick yours.
HUH,??,(weirdo)

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#5 Aug 9, 2014
I am sure that anything from a site called Queerty should be accepted as truth....lol
Abrahammock Regions

Philadelphia, PA

#6 Aug 9, 2014
justaguess wrote:
I am sure that anything from a site called Queerty should be accepted as truth....lol
Hey moron, that site clued you in that the anti self rape cross is a joke.

I guess you're saying it's not a joke...since the site can't be "accepted as truth."

Try to be stupider. I'd like to see what that looks and sounds like.
Abrahammock Regions

Philadelphia, PA

#8 Aug 9, 2014
Rock Hard wrote:
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Read your own posts while looking in a mirror and you will see stupider.
No, it was the other poster (you) who was tee baggrz-unable to get he basic gist.

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Spotted World

#9 Aug 9, 2014
The anti-masturbation thing was a hoax. If you go to the site listed on the "ad" you will find a number of satire stories.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#11 Aug 9, 2014
Kind of double joke or ironic joke
Enough of the "regular" links now automatically can take you to hard porn WITHOUT being asked , thought finding Dads playboys would make you go blind , have to be careful asking GOOGLE, particularly if you have CATS or ROOSTERS for pets. Rick
Belle Sexton

Santa Cruz, CA

#12 Aug 10, 2014
Only a nut would want to screw a bolt.

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#13 Aug 10, 2014
Abrahammock Regions wrote:
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Hey moron, that site clued you in that the anti self rape cross is a joke.
I guess you're saying it's not a joke...since the site can't be "accepted as truth."
Try to be stupider. I'd like to see what that looks and sounds like.
Ohhh lookie here, it's mister obvious...

Deft is not one of your strong suits..might wanna stick to the local forums..

ps....did ya ever figure out the joke ???....

fail.
Ted Haggard s Gospel Rub

Philadelphia, PA

#14 Aug 10, 2014
justaguess wrote:
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Ohhh lookie here, it's mister obvious....
No, you weren't telling a joke.

You didn't read the article before opening your uneducated yap.

We know this because if your claim that queerty would not be a reliable source of information were a joke that would indicate you genuinely think that queerty is a reliable source of information.

You consider the buybull a reliable source of information regarding science, and Fox News a reliable source of information regarding Christianity, and those two sources comprise everything you "know."

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#15 Aug 10, 2014
Ted Haggard s Gospel Rub wrote:
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No, you weren't telling a joke.
You didn't read the article before opening your uneducated yap.
We know this because if your claim that queerty would not be a reliable source of information were a joke that would indicate you genuinely think that queerty is a reliable source of information.
You consider the buybull a reliable source of information regarding science, and Fox News a reliable source of information regarding Christianity, and those two sources comprise everything you "know."
Jee, there ya are again, telling me what I think...what a tool you are and continue to be...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO..

can't believe ya didn't toss in the ol' world is 6000 years old thingy...ohhhhh and the teabagerz statement...
you still believe that my avatar has something to do with that loser Obama too....Man, you are the best joke here in some time...!!!!!

Queerty...as in QUEER..like you ..now run along and dream of having sex with a chocolet starfish...thats hott..!...Ohhh and please follow up with how you are the rising majority...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. !!!
Ted Haggard s Gospel Rub

Philadelphia, PA

#16 Aug 10, 2014
justaguess wrote:
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Jee,
You tried to avoid the content out of your usual desperation.

If your remark about queerty's reliability were a joke that would mean you think queerty is reliable. Which you don't.

You just spoke before you realized queerty was relating a joke about the self rape preventing cross.

Oh, and a substantial minority of Americans - the base of the R. Party - "believes" the earth is under 10000 years old. That is no joke. You're confused again. It's above 35% of the US population that is that crazy. It speaks to the mental state of the right wing.

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Formerly From Kenya

#17 Aug 11, 2014
Hook

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Sinker

Fail !
Alias - Trish

Jackson, MO

#18 Aug 11, 2014
You can't tell me the Christians don't have a sense of humor. It's all in the translation. Haha

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#19 Aug 11, 2014
Demogorgon wrote:
Christians want everything their way and only their way. They try to trap us all in their box. If you want to live in a country controlled by religion well move to Vatican city. We should tax all churches, tax Sunday school, tax the church for the land their on. Tax them all. And if they do not pay shut the church down.
Seeing how that only .0001% of society is atheist, I say send them to N. Korea or China if they want no religion.

Did you know that american atheist get the same IRS tax break as any religion? might cost them more to keep that status, but it's because they're not a religion and the only reason they do get it is presumable service to the public.

your donation can be sent here

https://www.atheists.org/donate

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#20 Aug 11, 2014
What the story did not mention is that two-handed masturbation leads to group sex. And group sex leads to increased sales for Coors beer.

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#21 Aug 11, 2014
Masturbation is only fkn yourself.

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Spotted World

#22 Aug 11, 2014
They might be a**holes, but they are not jerks.

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