The Town I work in Just Outlawed LEGA...

The Town I work in Just Outlawed LEGAL Fireworks Except on 4th and Dec 31st

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“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

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#1 Jun 25, 2014
I live outside of this town but work there. The city council just enacted an ordinance without a vote of the people, to outlaw legal fireworks except for a few day period around the 4th and December 31st.

Legal fireworks here in Oregon already suck balls so it's not like they're outlawing anything that goes boom or lights up the sky.(And yes I understand the reasons to keep that kind of stuff out of the hands of morons.)

But legal fireworks? This means you can't light up a few jumping jacks or sparklers on your kids' birthdays or your wedding anniversary UNLESS (this is the good part) you buy a permit from the city granting permission to do so.

And the sad part about it is that there are some people who agree with this nonsense.

“He better get thicker-skinned”

Since: Jun 08

or it'll be a LONG 4 years....

#2 Jun 25, 2014
...c'mon, dirt.........you now we need someone to save us from ourselves...........(rolls eyes).........

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

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#3 Jun 25, 2014
Old Sam wrote:
...c'mon, dirt.........you now we need someone to save us from ourselves..........rolls eyes).........
Yeah it's weird to me. I've been rolling my eyes all day since the news broke. When are people going to say they've had enough of the micromanagement from government. Oregon is REAL bad about it and getting worse every year.
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Union City, MI

#5 Jun 25, 2014
there all legal in Michigan, turns out 3 inch high explosive mortars in the hands of drunk twentysomethings is NOT a good idea
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Union City, MI

#6 Jun 25, 2014
just sayin
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Union City, MI

#7 Jun 25, 2014
its a slippery slope

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

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#8 Jun 25, 2014
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI wrote:
there all legal in Michigan, turns out 3 inch high explosive mortars in the hands of drunk twentysomethings is NOT a good idea
Yep and like I said above, there's reasons to keep that crap out of the hands of morons, but that's not the issue here.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#10 Jun 25, 2014
Oregon Whine Cuntry wrote:
<quoted text>stfu you hillbilly more on. If it's outlawed then they ain't legal Einstein.
(yawn)

I do give you a thumbs up however for putting this to the top of the tracker.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#11 Jun 25, 2014
Oregon Whine Cuntry wrote:
<quoted text>stfu you hillbilly more on. If it's outlawed then they ain't legal Einstein.
Actually, you hit the nail on the head. Thanks for clarifying that for me.

What was legal now isn't - unless you have the blessing from the local liberal government.

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