The Offbeat SOCK Market!!!!
NSA

United States

#22 Aug 1, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
I own my sock account. I love my sock account. Sometimes I and would take a guess others wish I was my sock account all the time.
My sock is the better half of me.
You know..that half blood thing. Half Cain ..Half Able.
Bad bad idea to kill off my Able side.
I made my sock to prop. But realized how sweet and tame it is. So I use it to put a lid on me sometimes.
We're watching your other sock too!!!! Just so you know.
B-long

United States

#23 Aug 1, 2013
Sock Market FAQ wrote:
<quoted text>Only if you're that guy with $92 QUADRILLION in his Pay Pal account....
Nope. My 'socks' are deficit spenders..
Miami Nice

United States

#24 Aug 1, 2013
Anybody who needs or wants a "sock"..You may have your pick of whatever the Topix has left me. I have no use for them, anymore. Many have been ghosted..some have not...I don't want to trade, tho. Take em..please..they are nothing but a liability to me..

Thank you.

“Maddie Mae”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#25 Aug 1, 2013
Miami Nice wrote:
Anybody who needs or wants a "sock"..You may have your pick of whatever the Topix has left me. I have no use for them, anymore. Many have been ghosted..some have not...I don't want to trade, tho. Take em..please..they are nothing but a liability to me..
Thank you.
Now that's some funny chit!

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#26 Aug 1, 2013
Lesson of the day on offbeat

Its hard sometimes to keep ur socks seperated

Lmfao

“Somewhere within...”

Level 4

Since: Jul 13

...the Topix mainframe.

#27 Aug 1, 2013
I have a drawer full of old tube socks that I'll give away for free!
SOCK Vendor

United States

#28 Aug 2, 2013
SOCKS!!! SOCKS!!!! Get your fresh SOCKS!!!! SOCKS!!!! SOCKS!!! Get your fresh SOCKS!!!!

“Maddie Mae”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#30 Aug 2, 2013
65O07noogard wrote:
For sale:
1 sock. High, but gentle mileage (level 9). Recently suspended thanks to a couple of puscees that can dish it out but can't take it. Asking half price. LSU Tiger avatar included.
Suspended? Will they give it back to you?
Licensed SOCK Broker

United States

#31 Aug 2, 2013
DondoDork wrote:
<quoted text>
Suspended? Will they give it back to you?
Didn't they reinstate PEST Trish's first SOCK after they canned it? I think it got canned again, but it was brought back to life once, I believe.

“Maddie Mae”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#32 Aug 2, 2013
Licensed SOCK Broker wrote:
<quoted text>Didn't they reinstate PEST Trish's first SOCK after they canned it? I think it got canned again, but it was brought back to life once, I believe.
I do know a lady that posted here, she got hers banned then got it back within the hour. She said she promised to behave. I guess anythings possible!

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#33 Aug 2, 2013
My feet are cold today ;) I think I need a sock or two!

“No Appointment Necessary ”

Level 4

Since: Dec 09

Cannon ,KY

#34 Aug 2, 2013
I need some diabetic Socks.

“Maddie Mae”

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#35 Aug 2, 2013
The Specialist wrote:
I need some diabetic Socks.
:(
Going Out of Business

United States

#36 Aug 3, 2013
Due to lagging sales, The SOCKS Market is shutting its doors after many successful years. FOR SALE: Best offer over $10,000,000. Will be exploring other aspects in the distribution arena, preferably with higher markups (as much as 900% some say). Thanks to all of our loyal patrons.

The (former) SOCK Market

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#37 Aug 3, 2013
Please don't go!!! This is the best sale (funniest thread) I've attended in awhile...AND it's still tax free weekend here in Louisiana until 11:59 P.M. central time
IRS

United States

#38 Aug 3, 2013
just_ola wrote:
Please don't go!!! This is the best sale (funniest thread) I've attended in awhile...AND it's still tax free weekend here in Louisiana until 11:59 P.M. central time
You're not paying TAXES?????

Hmmmmmm....

Are you a Conservative?!!! Just ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#39 Aug 3, 2013
IRS wrote:
<quoted text>You're not paying TAXES?????
Hmmmmmm....
Are you a Conservative?!!! Just ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!
lmao...you've already caused me enough aggravation this past month...my paperwork is in the mail And I HAVE COPIES SO DONT PRETEND TO LOSE THEM...

oh yes I am a conservative...

(I don't know who in hell you are & I don't need to know, even if you're pie in the sky ...YOU'RE funny!!!)

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#41 Aug 4, 2013
NSA wrote:
<quoted text>We're watching your other sock too!!!! Just so you know.
Show starts at 8:pm prime time. My sock does .... Oh wait, you already know from watching. Never mind.

“Artifical intelligence is no”

Level 3

Since: Feb 13

match for natural stupidity

#43 Aug 4, 2013
Personally I prefer Booties over Socks although socks do keep my putters warm. FOOORE.......

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#44 Aug 4, 2013
my lil sock wrote:
<quoted text>
U try so hard to "fit in" just saying I've noticed
flattered you've noticed & a little freaked out...watch a bit closer & you might realize that I'm a bit too lazy to work too hard ...just sayin'...

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