Town wants to ban walking while drunk

Apr 5, 2013 Full story: WAGG-AM Birmingham 28

The proposed ban in the town of 6,100 would bring a citation costing up to $200.00 for anyone strolling after too much barley pop.

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“you're not the boss of me!”

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the road less traveled.....

#1 Apr 5, 2013
long as we don't ban posting drunk, ha!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#2 Apr 5, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
long as we don't ban posting drunk, ha!
Yup. I'd be in trouble.
Alcoholic Jogger

Medford, NY

#3 Apr 5, 2013
What about running?
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#4 Apr 5, 2013
Alcoholic Jogger wrote:
What about running?
Smart-ass,,!? alcoholics don't run...(I outta know)lol
Unless it's gettin away,,,,iffen ya know what I mean,,,
Parden pard

Bath, PA

#5 Apr 5, 2013
If this occurred in Ireland,,half the country would be in jail,or a revolution would happen...
Jenji_gurl

Portland, OR

#6 Apr 5, 2013
Well I guess it could be a ploy by the taxi companies to drum up business, and then the cops could still nail you between the door of the bar and the cab, or the cab in front of your house and your own front door!

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#8 Apr 5, 2013
Sweet place to start up a rickshaw business.

“Not my circus”

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Not my monkeys

#9 Apr 5, 2013
How mi spossed to get to the baffroom?

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#10 Apr 5, 2013
Note to Chilli J...if I'm ever drunk in Birmingham, stop, drop and don't roll.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#11 Apr 5, 2013
You're so silly, Chilli J.;0}~

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#12 Apr 5, 2013
Finally, a ban that makes sense. When I'm drunk, I always drive, since I'm in no condition to walk.

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#13 Apr 5, 2013
I won't be in trouble unless they ban crawling...
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#14 Apr 5, 2013
"Why were you driving?"
"I was too drunk to walk."
Old Fart

Cottage Grove, WI

#15 Apr 5, 2013
Just pass out on the bar that way you can have one for breakfast.

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#16 Apr 6, 2013
should they go back to driving drunk?

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#17 Apr 6, 2013
I think we're getting very close to the tipping point in this 'police state' we live in. So, I'm going to build a castle with a mote stocked with alligators...wait-a-minute!
I'll just start my-own country, so I can walk drunk, have any and all the guns I want without some little bastard bureaucrat bothering me, and I can do whatever I want and never get pestered by anybody.

Yea, that's the ticket;-) Who wants to join me?

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

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#18 Apr 6, 2013
Simple solution: Keep drinking until walking is no longer possible.

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#19 Apr 6, 2013
MeanandNasty wrote:
Simple solution: Keep drinking until walking is no longer possible.
LOL

Park benches are still ok right?

“Crude, Rude, and Lewd!”

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#20 Apr 6, 2013
Dragon Love wrote:
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LOL
Park benches are still ok right?
Well dang it, some cops won't let you sleep on them. That's what they're for, right?

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#21 Apr 6, 2013
MeanandNasty wrote:
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Well dang it, some cops won't let you sleep on them. That's what they're for, right?
Beats the sidewalk, lol.

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