Tell me a TRUTH
Ellen Degeneres

Huntington, NY

#300 Feb 13, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Who cares about need, its about want.
Truth:
Valentines day is a perfect day to surprise your man or Robot with a bj or new position or both. You will keep your man if you do this. I promise.
....or woman.

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#301 Feb 14, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Who cares about need, its about want.
Truth:
Valentines day is a perfect day to surprise your man or Robot with a bj or new position or both. You will keep your man if you do this. I promise.
Promises Promises Promises!!!

I get your point!

Have a Happy Valentine's Day!

See yah in the funny pages!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#302 Feb 17, 2013
I love to CRUNCH in the snow..

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#303 Feb 20, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
<quoted text>
Promises Promises Promises!!!
I get your point!
Have a Happy Valentine's Day!
See yah in the funny pages!
I hope not to see me in the police blotter.

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#304 Feb 20, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>I hope not to see me in the police blotter.
What? What do you mean Mr. Naughtyrobot?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#305 Feb 20, 2013
Flower Child's Birthday PARTY is going to be soooo much FUN!!
Krypteia

Workington, UK

#306 Feb 20, 2013
At the end of a party there is always a girl crying..
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#307 Feb 20, 2013
Krypteia wrote:
At the end of a party there is always a girl crying..
Did you wipe your pecker on the curtains again?
Krypteia

Workington, UK

#308 Feb 20, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you wipe your pecker on the curtains again?
lol...Easiest way to upset a poof is to criticise his curtains.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#309 Feb 20, 2013
... curtains match the rug ???

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#311 Feb 20, 2013
Nay!!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#312 Feb 20, 2013
... why the long face ...

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#313 Feb 21, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
<quoted text>
What? What do you mean Mr. Naughtyrobot?
Well, if I see me in the police blotter, it could mean that space-time has a rupture or fissure in it and it could cause a collapse of our reality and I am actively trying to avoid such a singularity in this universe, as we know it. Upside down will become purple, strawberry will become googolplex, gravity will become insincere. If this makes no sense, it may be too late already.
I like your cat.

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#315 Feb 22, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Well, if I see me in the police blotter, it could mean that space-time has a rupture or fissure in it and it could cause a collapse of our reality and I am actively trying to avoid such a singularity in this universe, as we know it. Upside down will become purple, strawberry will become googolplex, gravity will become insincere. If this makes no sense, it may be too late already.
I like your cat.
Oh! MY! It is tooooooo late! It makes NO sense at all!!

What about my cat? What do you know about my cat?

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#316 Feb 22, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh! MY! It is tooooooo late! It makes NO sense at all!!
What about my cat? What do you know about my cat?
I fixed it.

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#317 Feb 22, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>I fixed it.
What?
What?
What?

What was wrong with it?
Dr Obvious

Huntington, NY

#318 Feb 22, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
<quoted text>
What?
What?
What?
What was wrong with it?
It "had" genitalia.

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#319 Feb 24, 2013
Dr Obvious wrote:
<quoted text>
It "had" genitalia.
What! You and Naughtyrobot fixed my cat! Are you a real doctor???

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#320 Feb 24, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>I hope not to see me in the police blotter.
Well Mr. Naughtyrobot if you would come to my door instead of looking in my windows I would not have called the police.

Since: Jan 07

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#321 Feb 24, 2013
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