Tell me a TRUTH
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#280 Feb 12, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Unless it is ice. Anything can be contradicted.(I am such an ass sometimes, technically speaking)
I fricken KNEW someone would say that!!!

But then, it is no longer water.......it is ice.

;-)

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#281 Feb 12, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
<quoted text>
I fricken KNEW someone would say that!!!
But then, it is no longer water.......it is ice.
;-)
Sunofabich! Even contradictions can be contradicted. Does that make me dicted?

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#282 Feb 12, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok I can't get over this (no I did not offer Naughtyrobot sex) but are you kidding me your name is Naughtyrobot .
I'm sorry I would like to hear more about this. Please!
Do you have any naughtyrobot in you? Would you like some? There was new chick at a mechanic shop I go to regularly. She was attractive, exotic, flirty, a little on the trashy side. She would always offer me extra help and make comments about giving me a lube job or inspecting my pistons. When I saw her, I was sure I was going to bust a hexnut just standing there. Then I saw her flirting with other guys the same way, bending over and contorting in our special way. I felt like a dope, thinking I was the only one she had eyes and vagina for. One day she just point blank asked me to f_ck. I just left and never went back.

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#283 Feb 12, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Do you have any naughtyrobot in you? Would you like some? There was new chick at a mechanic shop I go to regularly. She was attractive, exotic, flirty, a little on the trashy side. She would always offer me extra help and make comments about giving me a lube job or inspecting my pistons. When I saw her, I was sure I was going to bust a hexnut just standing there. Then I saw her flirting with other guys the same way, bending over and contorting in our special way. I felt like a dope, thinking I was the only one she had eyes and vagina for. One day she just point blank asked me to f_ck. I just left and never went back.
Wow! how Exotic! So much not like myself. I myself have lets say flirted in time not to that extent. That's why I like topix instead of the real world. Keeps me in the right. But I am a picky person won't take just anything. I have a very unique taste for say. I do like to flirt though. I like interesting people with great minds. If I find myself wanting to pick someones mind that's it. But, visual is needed as much as mental. They are far and getting to be few to find.

Thank you for the story I needed that! Made me smile ;)
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#284 Feb 12, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Sunofabich! Even contradictions can be contradicted. Does that make me dicted?
Well......yeah.
Since I think you are a male-bot, I would think you were dicted..... unless your dicted was abducted.

8-|

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#285 Feb 13, 2013
The right phyllo dough can be a pain to find.

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#286 Feb 13, 2013
I'm a very difficult person to understand.

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#287 Feb 13, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
I'm a very difficult person to understand.
WTF are you saying?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#288 Feb 13, 2013
WHAT THE FREAK is UP with ALL the Sexual topics on Offbeat this morning..WHAT?? Wife cut ya off AGAIN???

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#289 Feb 13, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>WTF are you saying?
I don't know that's how I feel right now!

and I thought being a teenager was bad gosh mid life sucks

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#290 Feb 13, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
WHAT THE FREAK is UP with ALL the Sexual topics on Offbeat this morning..WHAT?? Wife cut ya off AGAIN???
rotflmto

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#291 Feb 13, 2013
I think I like drama? Or maybe I'm a magnet for drama? See this is what I mean I'm difficult to understand! I don't even understand myself! This sucks! I don't know whether to laugh, cry, scream I just don't know.

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#292 Feb 13, 2013
^^^^^ Trish Dat you^^^^^

Or

Colorado chic ?

Lol

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#293 Feb 13, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
^^^^^ Trish Dat you^^^^^
Or
Colorado chic ?
Lol
No it's me Sally Brown AKA Sally Brown!
LOL

United States

#294 Feb 13, 2013
AKA Sweetie-Pie...

“On the brightest of day”

Level 6

Since: Jan 13

"On the blackest of night"

#295 Feb 13, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
I'm a very difficult person to understand.
Only when your not peachy though! Lol No, I hear you, you remind me of someone who thinks the same way.....oh I remember, it's me! Ha, ha, ha!

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#296 Feb 13, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't know that's how I feel right now!
and I thought being a teenager was bad gosh mid life sucks
I was only joking with you. Sucking and feeling do sound good though, depends how you do it.

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#297 Feb 13, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>I was only joking with you. Sucking and feeling do sound good though, depends how you do it.
What? Ok slow down Mr. Naughtyrobot !

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#298 Feb 13, 2013
No need for blowing circuits.

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#299 Feb 13, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
No need for blowing circuits.
Who cares about need, its about want.
Truth:
Valentines day is a perfect day to surprise your man or Robot with a bj or new position or both. You will keep your man if you do this. I promise.

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