**When do Men want sex?**
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“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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Since: Apr 12

Been There,Done That,Now What?

#103 Feb 16, 2014
I was wanting something this morning, but, I couldn't arouse LifeLover, then the swelling went down,...

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

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Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#104 Feb 16, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... there should be a round shiney thing that when turned it comes off ... PUT FUEL IN THAT HOLE ... this is covered under warranty ... lucky mate ...
...and try not to mar the wax job with yer nozzle after finding the hole...
A noted pundit

Upper Sandusky, OH

#105 Feb 16, 2014
Every time President Obama gives a speech, I have this uncanny desire to get pumped in the rump afterwards! What a leader he is!!!!!!

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#106 Feb 16, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
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...and try not to mar the wax job with yer nozzle after finding the hole...
... wax job ... i thought a wax job was when someone smashed your nutz between two bricks until thw wax flew outta your ears ...

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#107 Feb 16, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... wax job ... i thought a wax job was when someone smashed your nutz between two bricks until thw wax flew outta your ears ...
...A school?...

Since: Dec 13

London, UK

#108 Feb 16, 2014
Mostly in the morning around 4am
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#109 Feb 16, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... there should be a round shiney thing that when turned it comes off ... PUT FUEL IN THAT HOLE ... this is covered under warranty ... lucky mate ...
Thanks mate...may be able to get them all going now ! Hey...worked with a bloke once who had a beautiful crucifixion scene etc on his tank...he'd had a few niggling problems here and there,then it was noticed he hadn't used it for awhile. Wouldn't start one morning and he lost it.....beat the tank to a pulp with a hammer .....months later he went back to it and........yip..sure enough...hahahahahaha .....um...where were we again ?

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#111 Mar 24, 2014
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
*=* NOT until "SHE's" hot to trout!*=*
(( sexually excited and wanting to find someone to have sex with ))
foreplay - touching/kissing/licking each other in a stimulating manner, in order to become "turned on" before having actual sex - too much of that
and it limits my time with the more serious things.
Example:
Like the rabbit said: "This won't hurt --- did it?"
I think I see your problem here. You wrote -"NOT until "SHE's" hot to trout".
She wants to get laid and you want to take her fishing?
lol ;)

“Well,...Whatcha Waitin' For?”

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Settling Old Scores

#112 Aug 17, 2017
Before a gunfight,...

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