**When do Men want sex?**
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#43 Dec 29, 2012
quilterqueen wrote:
...when the car stalls.
...when they see toe cleavage.
Have we met sometime ?.........hmmmmmmm

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#44 Dec 30, 2012
Spotted Girl wrote:
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Acutally, there isn't much difference between sports and sex. There is so much shared imagery and so many shared metaphors. Things like making a field goal, scoring a home run, getting a hole in one.
Some claim sports and some of the surrounding traditions also contains a number of sexual undertones too, including "homosexual" ones. In football, guys slap each other on the bottom, and on winning, they pour champagne on their hero's head (symbolizes ejaculation). Ping-pong and tennis are much like mutual masturbation (both opponents taking turns playing with the same ball). Baseball players spit while at home plate (spitting is often symbolic of ejaculation).
Oh, and a racial theorist (Dr. Frances Cress-Wesling who came up with the "melanin theory of racism") explained everything that White people did in terms of symbolism (part her own theories and part were Freudian in nature). She claimed White men were sexually frustrated and thus, threatened by or jealous of Black men. For evidence, she looked at traditions like playing golf and giving chocolate to one's wife or girlfriend. Golf to her was symbolic of masochism and frustration - rich White men would beat white balls with their clubs. Then they would give brown balls of chocolate to their girlfriends/wives who put them in their mouths.
rotflmao! and sometimes a cigar is just a cigar ;)

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that give men big eyes

#45 Dec 30, 2012
When i say no not tonight

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Spotted World

#46 Dec 30, 2012
Dudedad wrote:
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rotflmao! and sometimes a cigar is just a cigar ;)
Yes, that also supposedly came from Freud.

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#47 Dec 30, 2012
When we are married and have kids. Sex before marriage is more consistent, sex after marriage is inconsistent

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#48 Jan 10, 2013
...when a woman walks into the room.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#49 Jan 10, 2013
When the Chick flashes a hint of BARE skin..WHO THE FREAK would have thought ELBOWS were a TURN-ON!!!

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#50 Jan 10, 2013
wanting & performing are TWO different things...big talkers are so so funny...this is a fun thread tho
DaveMC in the Grey

San Diego, CA

#51 Jan 10, 2013
I dunno..what time is it right now??? Did the wind just start blowing???

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#52 Jan 10, 2013
Yesterday
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#53 Jan 10, 2013
Apparently at last call.
I always go to the bar about 20 minutes before closing time.

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Nehwon

#54 Jan 11, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
When the Chick flashes a hint of BARE skin..WHO THE FREAK would have thought ELBOWS were a TURN-ON!!!
I've wandered into the darker parts of the internet. It wouldn't surprise me that there are those with an elbow fetish out there.

Rule 34.

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Halloween Coming Soon !!!!

#55 Jan 11, 2013
when feet hit floor and butts hit bed..LOL..all the time...:O)

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than your posts!

#56 Jan 11, 2013
Ask Ferrerman. He seems to keep track of that stuff.

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#57 Jan 12, 2013
RIGHT NOW

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Rowlett Tx

#58 Jan 12, 2013
Let me finish my coffee first :)

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Spotted World

#59 Jan 14, 2013
...whenever they can't have it.

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#60 Jan 14, 2013
Dudedad wrote:
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rotflmao! and sometimes a cigar is just a cigar ;)
That reminds me of what I said in another thread about the first Law & Order: SVU episode. The SVU detectives were called to a crime scene where a man was stabbed multiple times in his car. They asked why they were called to a stabbing, since that is not inherently a sex crime. The other officers said that stabbing multiple times like that can represent sexual frustration, on the theory that if a person cannot rape with their junk, they might penetrate someone over and over with a knife. That was when the one detective said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." That was when the responding officer said, "Except in this case, someone sliced off our victim's 'cigar' and took it with them."

That case turned out to be retaliation for some rapes.

“Well,...Whatcha Waitin' For?”

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Settling Old Scores

#61 Jan 17, 2014
Hmmm,...I'm Thinking,...L,...

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Greensburg, IN

#62 Jan 18, 2014
*=* NOT until "SHE's" hot to trout!*=*
(( sexually excited and wanting to find someone to have sex with ))
foreplay - touching/kissing/licking each other in a stimulating manner, in order to become "turned on" before having actual sex - too much of that
and it limits my time with the more serious things.
Example:
Like the rabbit said: "This won't hurt --- did it?"

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