**When do Men want sex?**

[Old Sam]

...when we are awake.....when we are asleep, we are dreamin' about it.....

[Spokaloonian]

Spotted Girl wrote:

All the time, nonstop.

Maybe so.

But I couldn't afford that much Viagra!

:^D

[Liberty Warrior]

Generally 3 times a week seems to be the preference. Gotta give the little guy a break once in awhile.

[Spotted Girl]

Spokaloonian wrote:

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Maybe so.
But I couldn't afford that much Viagra!
:^D

Neither can any guy's junk. They say if you have a erection lasting more than 4 hours, to see a doctor.

[Spokaloonian]

Spotted Girl wrote:

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Neither can any guy's junk. They say if you have a erection lasting more than 4 hours, to see a doctor.

Does the Dr. want in on the action too?

[quilterqueen]

The dude from Africa thought we were talking about his pet animal's toes.
Just ignore him.

It was funny.

[QuiteCrazy]

lol.. WOW.. <squirrel looking through all the threads>Was the eggnog toooo much???

[Chilli J]

QuiteCrazy wrote:

lol.. WOW.. <squirrel looking through all the threads>Was the eggnog toooo much???

We don't need no stinking eggnog!:) Howdy, Q C! Whatcha been up to? Happy New Year's!

[QuiteCrazy]

Chilli J wrote:

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We don't need no stinking eggnog!:) Howdy, Q C! Whatcha been up to? Happy New Year's!

lol You definately don't need eggnog! LOL.... can see it now... <squirrel watching Chilli J hanging off chandelier in his boxers screaming HNY> Anyone know how to get him down from up there?

[Melody_E]

QuiteCrazy wrote:

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lol You definately don't need eggnog! LOL.... can see it now... <squirrel watching Chilli J hanging off chandelier in his boxers screaming HNY> Anyone know how to get him down from up there?

Just twitch your tail and wink at him. ;D

[onsunday]

YES !

[_Reader_]

You people are nuts!

[greymouser]

A better question would be "when men don't want sex?"

Football/Hockey/Baseball/Baske tball game is on.

umm, that's all I got. need some help here...

[Spotted Girl]

greymouser wrote:

A better question would be "when men don't want sex?"
Football/Hockey/Baseball/Baske tball game is on.
umm, that's all I got. need some help here...

Acutally, there isn't much difference between sports and sex. There is so much shared imagery and so many shared metaphors. Things like making a field goal, scoring a home run, getting a hole in one.

Some claim sports and some of the surrounding traditions also contains a number of sexual undertones too, including "homosexual" ones. In football, guys slap each other on the bottom, and on winning, they pour champagne on their hero's head (symbolizes ejaculation). Ping-pong and tennis are much like mutual masturbation (both opponents taking turns playing with the same ball). Baseball players spit while at home plate (spitting is often symbolic of ejaculation).

Oh, and a racial theorist (Dr. Frances Cress-Wesling who came up with the "melanin theory of racism") explained everything that White people did in terms of symbolism (part her own theories and part were Freudian in nature). She claimed White men were sexually frustrated and thus, threatened by or jealous of Black men. For evidence, she looked at traditions like playing golf and giving chocolate to one's wife or girlfriend. Golf to her was symbolic of masochism and frustration - rich White men would beat white balls with their clubs. Then they would give brown balls of chocolate to their girlfriends/wives who put them in their mouths.

[greymouser]

Spotted Girl wrote:

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Acutally, there isn't much difference between sports and sex. There is so much shared imagery and so many shared metaphors. Things like making a field goal, scoring a home run, getting a hole in one.
Some claim sports and some of the surrounding traditions also contains a number of sexual undertones too, including "homosexual" ones. In football, guys slap each other on the bottom, and on winning, they pour champagne on their hero's head (symbolizes ejaculation). Ping-pong and tennis are much like mutual masturbation (both opponents taking turns playing with the same ball). Baseball players spit while at home plate (spitting is often symbolic of ejaculation).
Oh, and a racial theorist (Dr. Frances Cress-Wesling who came up with the "melanin theory of racism") explained everything that White people did in terms of symbolism (part her own theories and part were Freudian in nature). She claimed White men were sexually frustrated and thus, threatened by or jealous of Black men. For evidence, she looked at traditions like playing golf and giving chocolate to one's wife or girlfriend. Golf to her was symbolic of masochism and frustration - rich White men would beat white balls with their clubs. Then they would give brown balls of chocolate to their girlfriends/wives who put them in their mouths.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Since hockey is locked out, I'm watching a soccer game on Univision. When I wake up to the "GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!" , we can cuddle, ok?

:p

[winfredable]

In Early Morning

[_Reader_]

On days that end with a "y".

[Colorado Chick]

WHO FREAKIN' CARES?? It's ALWAYS ..
WHAT they want.. FREAKIN' Douchbags!!.Can they multi task like a mother?? Have a baby in a Rice Field.. and put the baby in her back and continue to do the job? Most men cannot even stand to be in the delivery room and watch their child emerge into the world.. THESE men that can handle that type pain seeing their wives screaming painfully to birth their child.. ARE THE ONLY MEN THAT SHOULD WARRANT WHEN THEY WANT SEX..wife's approval of course.

[quilterqueen]

Isn't it true, CC? For them its all fun and a few games and when the wife gets pregnant - its the wife's fault.

[Spokaloonian]

Connie Smith says it best:

"Once a Day, Every Day, All Day Long"

http://www.youtube.com/watch...