A break for smokers? Glitch may limit penalties

Jul 9, 2013 Full story: The Kansas City Star 15

With fewer options for raising money and traffic volumes steadily increasing, pay-your-way driving could take over parts of Interstate 35, Kansas 10 and other highways that carry commuter traffic in the Kansas City area.

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#1 Jul 9, 2013
How old is Helen, 40...45?

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#2 Jul 9, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
How old is Helen, 40...45?
Yeah, some where around there. It's hard to tell since she got that face lift and those laser treatments a few years ago. ;)

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#3 Jul 9, 2013
Melody_E wrote:
<quoted text> Yeah, some where around there. It's hard to tell since she got that face lift and those laser treatments a few years ago. ;)
No offence to the doctors, but I truly believe they missed a spot or two on Helen's visage.
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Sayville, NY

#4 Jul 9, 2013
Nowadays it's easier to marry a f'ag than it is to smoke one.

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#7 Jul 9, 2013
Lefty wrote:
Love me a woman that smokes! The smell, the wrinkles, the voice, the cough, the yellow fingers, the bad breath!
Whats not to love!
The tumors are also lovely, you can help her inject insulin, and if she complains too much, you can take her Electrolarynx away.

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#8 Jul 9, 2013
The smokers would breathe a sigh of relief! However, it makes smoking even more injurious to health by giving the smokers the license to smoke freely without being worried about the penalties atleast for a year. There is no doubt at all in the fact that the smokers would take it happily.

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Indianapolis, IN

#9 Jul 9, 2013
But don't you all miss the dulcet tones of basso profundo TV and radio announcers who smoked 3 packs a day for 10 years?

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#10 Jul 9, 2013
-MAX- wrote:
The smokers would breathe a sigh of relief! However, it makes smoking even more injurious to health by giving the smokers the license to smoke freely without being worried about the penalties atleast for a year. There is no doubt at all in the fact that the smokers would take it happily.
Well, it might be part of the plan. The worst of the smokers won't be here by the time the full law takes effect.

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#11 Jul 9, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
But don't you all miss the dulcet tones of basso profundo TV and radio announcers who smoked 3 packs a day for 10 years?
They're chain smokers. Aren't they?

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#12 Jul 9, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Well, it might be part of the plan. The worst of the smokers won't be here by the time the full law takes effect.
Well said! I hope so.

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#13 Jul 9, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
The tumors are also lovely, you can help her inject insulin, and if she complains too much, you can take her Electrolarynx away.
Wow! You're fiercely outspoken about smoking. I like it! Full marks to you for this comment.:)
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Dublin, Ireland

#15 Jul 9, 2013
hot gallris nambar
hey

Abilene, TX

#21 Jul 11, 2013
wait till they start teling you pigs what to eat.
now go start your car in your garage with the door shut. see how long you live.....

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#22 Jul 11, 2013
The only thing more hazardous to your health than smoking:

Harrassing a smoker.

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#23 Jul 11, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
The only thing more hazardous to your health than smoking:
Harrassing a smoker.
It is like on Big Ed Johnson's comedy skit, "Smokers Letter to the President."

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