Our new pneumatica is now available

Our new pneumatica is now available

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The Akron Rubber Company

Pulaski, WI

#1 Oct 8, 2012
The Akron Rubber Company:
We are adding a new model to our eye candy line-up of anatomically correct, pneumatic balloon ladies.

Introducing, The Michelle Obama:
1. Created in the likeness and immage of the original.
2. Made of heavy duty black rubber from Brazil.
3. Can be blown up to a large or extra large size for those who desire the more bulbous acouterments.
4. The Michelle has a built in squeaker so that when hammered with a meaningful magnitude of compression, lets out what sounds like a fart.
5. Repair kits are available.
6. Introductory Sale Price $199.95

The Akron Rubber Company

Pulaski, WI

#2 Oct 8, 2012
Jessi Jackson, thank you for your order of 6 Michelles. Having an orgy over at your house this week-end are you.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#3 Oct 8, 2012
hahahahaha

The Gloop
Level 8

Since: Sep 08

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#4 Oct 8, 2012
Gloop.

Since: Oct 12

United States

#5 Oct 8, 2012
I knew she could not resist staying out of our bedrooms!

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#6 Oct 8, 2012
The Gloop wrote:
Gloop.
I fully concur.

gloop.

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#7 Oct 8, 2012
The Akron Rubber Company wrote:
Jessi Jackson, thank you for your order of 6 Michelles. Having an orgy over at your house this week-end are you.
HA! JJ, Bill Clinton and the 6 Michelles!...
The Akron Rubber Company

Pulaski, WI

#8 Oct 9, 2012
Ring...ring .... ring ....ring

Hello, this is the Akron Rubber Company. Home of the Michelle Pneumatica.

Juan Williams Mother!!!!!!! You're calling because Juan ...... he did what .... in a fit of ecstasy.......... yes, go on ...... he bit the nose off of his Michelle .......... and she leaks like a sieve....... And now .....Juan is ..........too ashamed to order the repair kit!!!!

Mrs. Williams (snicker snicker) we understand, we understand ......... the repair kit and a new nose will be shipped out in a non-descript plain brown box tomorrow morning.

pssssttt, Mrs Williams, did Juan, eh, well you know .......... make Michelle fart?
Juan Williams Mama

Pulaski, WI

#9 Oct 14, 2012
Amy, It's a wonder that Juan didn't wear the squeaker out. It sounded like a little outboard motor was putting away in his room. Putt, putt, putt, putt, fart, fart, fart, fart.

Juanita Williams

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#10 Oct 14, 2012
Keep Ferrerman away from these. The warning label says 'CAUTION: The smallest prick may cause sudden deflation'

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#11 Oct 14, 2012
A Democrat, a Republican, and
an Independent sit down at the bar..
..........just kidding:)

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#12 Oct 14, 2012
***sorry I posted that in the joke thread
maybe the mods are having fun tonight********

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