And yet you keep having kids

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Bultwinkle Mousse

Portland, OR

#1 Mar 27, 2013
People keep having babies, and talking about how wonderful it is and what a miracle it is, well it's not a miracle it's just a result of people having sex. And there are too many humans on earth as it is, so I don't understand this whole big family thing! If you feel you simply MUST propagate the species, limit yourself to one. But I'm personally glad I'll never have kids (I got a vasectomy when I turned 20 because I did not want to inflict existence on anyone) because I don't want them around when society falls, and it turns into a hell on earth with roving gangs kicking in your front door raping and murdering for that last can of each student on your shelf.

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#2 Mar 27, 2013
Maybe you're just butt ugly and shouldn't reproduce anyway.

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#4 Mar 27, 2013
"Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to f*ck in the first place, man? There's such balance in nature." ~ George Carlin
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#5 Mar 27, 2013
Im confused, is he mad cuz he aint gettin laid?

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#6 Mar 27, 2013
Bultwinkle Mousse wrote:
People keep having babies, and talking about how wonderful it is and what a miracle it is, well it's not a miracle it's just a result of people having sex. And there are too many humans on earth as it is, so I don't understand this whole big family thing! If you feel you simply MUST propagate the species, limit yourself to one. But I'm personally glad I'll never have kids (I got a vasectomy when I turned 20 because I did not want to inflict existence on anyone) because I don't want them around when society falls, and it turns into a hell on earth with roving gangs kicking in your front door raping and murdering for that last can of each student on your shelf.
Gena, you're repeating yourself. You posted this on topix already, about a year ago.

A doctor giving you a vasectomy at 20 is bull sheet. You sure you're not confusing a visit to the doctor's office with a visit to Ferrerman's basement?

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#7 Mar 27, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
"Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to f*ck in the first place, man? There's such balance in nature." ~ George Carlin
Bwhahahahahahahahaha! Good old George.
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#8 Mar 27, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
"Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to f*ck in the first place, man? There's such balance in nature." ~ George Carlin
lol.....
Loved that line.......George is/was great. Miss him.

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#9 Mar 27, 2013
Bultwinkle Mousse wrote:
But I'm personally glad I'll never have kids
I'm personally glad you'll never have kids, too.

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#11 Mar 27, 2013
Talk to the Mod wrote:
<quoted text>You should consult with your mod before you make stupid statements. Did you and he break up?
Testy little eunuch, aren't ya. LoL.

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#12 Mar 27, 2013
WHAT'S IT TO YA...Dude??

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#13 Mar 27, 2013
Caps... Why does it have to be all caps...?

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#14 Mar 27, 2013
EraserX wrote:
Caps... Why does it have to be all caps...?
Some women are a seperate species - take my ex-wife for example. She's the opposite of every woman I've ever met - she's nice one week out of the month."

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#15 Mar 27, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Some women are a seperate species - take my ex-wife for example. She's the opposite of every woman I've ever met - she's nice one week out of the month."
You were able to get a whole week of niceness out of yours? Lucky man.

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#16 Mar 27, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
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You were able to get a whole week of niceness out of yours? Lucky man.
And as strange as it may seem, it always seemed to straddle payday.

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