Hawaii man: Duct tape used in theft of 23 goats

Sep 23, 2013 Full story: WNDY-TV Indianapolis 21

More than 20 purebred goats- most of them pregnant - were stolen from a Hawaii farm on a full moonlit night, with duct tape used to keep the animals from making noise, their owner said.

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Cordwainer Trout

Elizabethtown, KY

#1 Sep 23, 2013
Queers wanting special recognition in Hawaii use duct tape on gerbils they shove up their butts, so stealing purebred goats to make money to start their latest meth production and sales staff wouldn't be beyond them. It's possible they'd have enough room for pregnant goats by now.
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#2 Sep 23, 2013
Cordwainer Trout wrote:
Queers wanting special recognition in Hawaii use duct tape on gerbils they shove up their butts, so stealing purebred goats to make money to start their latest meth production and sales staff wouldn't be beyond them. It's possible they'd have enough room for pregnant goats by now.
WHOE,,Are you some kind of geneticist,,,,and experienced in goat fnk,,????(or breeding),??

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#3 Sep 23, 2013
Cordwainer Trout wrote:
Queers wanting special recognition in Hawaii use duct tape on gerbils they shove up their butts, so stealing purebred goats to make money to start their latest meth production and sales staff wouldn't be beyond them. It's possible they'd have enough room for pregnant goats by now.
Didn't you take a vow when you joined that club, to never reveal these secrets? You must be very hurt by the rejection of your fellows to expose them to such derision and ridicule. Sad little man you are.

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Nehwon

#4 Sep 23, 2013
Chalk up another use for duct tape.

Is there nothing that it can't do?

Besides fixing ducts...
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#5 Sep 24, 2013
Oh dear! duct tape, goats...
Who from Offbeat is going to own up to being this one's brainchild?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#6 Sep 24, 2013
Poor goats. They seem to be all over the news as of late.

But, I can't help but wonder what colour duct tape was used. I just love the prints.

“frequently laughing”

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Hotel California

#7 Sep 24, 2013
Oh, that was sad.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#8 Sep 24, 2013
Hmmmmm, I wonder if duct tape would work on certain people from Edmonton?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9 Sep 24, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
Oh, that was sad.
Well well well......fancy seeing you here on a "goat thread".....lol

“near Halloween.”

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Since: Dec 06

#10 Sep 24, 2013
The 23 yr old guy in charge of them
was made the SCAPE GOAT!

“frequently laughing”

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Hotel California

#11 Sep 24, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Poor goats. They seem to be all over the news as of late.
But, I can't help but wonder what colour duct tape was used. I just love the prints.
Here is a picture of the bucks (aka Billys) they left. It was silver.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/...

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#12 Sep 24, 2013
Always Wary wrote:
<quoted text>Here is a picture of the bucks (aka Billys) they left. It was silver.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/...
Well now, that was a sad story, wasn't it. I tried not to read it, but since you offered, thought should do so.

I would ask why. But my 'why card' got punched a long time ago.

Thanks. Poor goats.

“Master Baker”

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#13 Sep 25, 2013
Shuld'nt he have used -------GOAT TAPE instead??
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I thought you catch Ducks with Duck tape.. I am all quacked up now.. sheesh.. lol

dh

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#14 Sep 25, 2013
I thought everybody knew.... Never use duct tape, it pulls their fur too bad.... Try packing tape. It's more humane....!!

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

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Nuneaton

#15 Sep 25, 2013
Cordwainer Trout wrote:
Queers wanting special recognition in Hawaii use duct tape on gerbils they shove up their butts, so stealing purebred goats to make money to start their latest meth production and sales staff wouldn't be beyond them. It's possible they'd have enough room for pregnant goats by now.
Funny you should mention that as an aside.

About this time last year some nitwit redneck stoned out of his tree on bath salts (a cannabis derivative) had sex with their neighbour's goat (sex unknown). The result was a fatal toxic shock to the goat as a result of the bath salts contaminating the semen sample (from the redneck). The comment from the neighbour about the ex goat was not published, however last I heard (about 2 weeks later on the thread) the redneck responsible for the dirty deed was on the lam.

For the record cannabis is lethal to sheep, cows, goats, camels, and possibly also horses & donkeys. Raw opium appears to be lethal to sheep, horses, donkeys, camels & possibly also goats. This is why it is such a cash crop for failed herders in unfenced field locations in the Pakistan region. Bath salts appear to be a synthetic mix of both drugs in various proportions with bits added on & other bits removed, hence the lethality to goats in very small concentrations as proven by that looey with a hard on.

Still no idea of the uses of duck tape for goats, but definitely seen a story of a mallard duck near my locality (2010) with a screwdriver sticking out of it (it was nicknamed "wellard"). Someone eventually took it down with an airgun after nearly 2 years local residence in Stockingford (it was previously vey good at evading net capture).

Have a nice day: Ag

ps. look for a sudden increase in rare breeds stock @ an adjoining farm with missing fur around the muzzle...

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

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Nuneaton

#16 Sep 25, 2013
oops almost forgot.
If ordering goat stew or kebabs, in Hawaii, inform local cops if you have to spit out wads of duck tape...

have a nice day: Ag
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#17 Sep 25, 2013
The way those poor goats were stolen is disturbing. Pregnant goats being dragged or tossed over a fence is cruelty to animals. The duck/duct tape could have prevented those poor goats from getting enough air. I hope the perpetrators are caught and fined/jailed ASAP.

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#18 Sep 25, 2013
Adrian Godsafe MSc wrote:
<quoted text>
Funny you should mention that as an aside.
About this time last year some nitwit redneck stoned out of his tree on bath salts (a cannabis derivative) had sex with their neighbour's goat (sex unknown). The result was a fatal toxic shock to the goat as a result of the bath salts contaminating the semen sample (from the redneck). The comment from the neighbour about the ex goat was not published, however last I heard (about 2 weeks later on the thread) the redneck responsible for the dirty deed was on the lam.
For the record cannabis is lethal to sheep, cows, goats, camels, and possibly also horses & donkeys. Raw opium appears to be lethal to sheep, horses, donkeys, camels & possibly also goats. This is why it is such a cash crop for failed herders in unfenced field locations in the Pakistan region. Bath salts appear to be a synthetic mix of both drugs in various proportions with bits added on & other bits removed, hence the lethality to goats in very small concentrations as proven by that looey with a hard on.
Still no idea of the uses of duck tape for goats, but definitely seen a story of a mallard duck near my locality (2010) with a screwdriver sticking out of it (it was nicknamed "wellard"). Someone eventually took it down with an airgun after nearly 2 years local residence in Stockingford (it was previously vey good at evading net capture).
Have a nice day: Ag
ps. look for a sudden increase in rare breeds stock @ an adjoining farm with missing fur around the muzzle...
... you had me at (redneck responsible was on the lam)...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#19 Sep 25, 2013
Yeah ha ha ha everybody!!!!

It's all fun and games until someone gets YOUR goat!!!!

(hey wait.....that didn't sound right)
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#20 Sep 25, 2013
Well, goats are cute and funny. Goats milk and cheese are healthier then regular dairy because many people are allergic to cow's milk.

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