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“Towards Spring”

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#1 Nov 9, 2013
Hope folks enjoy this thread,
a freedom here to express anything - the wildest
ideas lying in your imagination..dying to be released

NOTHING BARRED:)

“Towards Spring”

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#2 Nov 9, 2013
NEWS ALERT:

Presidential Bodyguards on alert... as

BARACK OBAMA,[addicted to twerking]

insists on attending

MILEY CYRUS public Christmas concert.

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

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#4 Nov 9, 2013
His dog will attend in his place as he will be hunting for a Thanksgiving turkey. He is using the weapon that Elmer Fudd loaned him. Was told to also be on the look out for a "wascally" Dick Cheney.

“point instant”

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#5 Nov 9, 2013
BREAKING NEWS ALERT!:

....godzilla approaching california coast....

first spotted by a Japanese fishing boat 50 miles off the coast of san francisco.... broken radio calls by the ships captain were received at 3:32cmt this morning....all hands are feared to be lost....reports have not been confirmed or denied by the u.s. coast guard at this time....stay tuned for further developments....


“Towards Spring”

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#6 Nov 9, 2013
News Report - in Fashion Extra:

****

Since women have been wearing trousers, slacks
and shorts.. ties and pin-striped suits for some
time now -

"[MEN'S RIGHTS ACTION GROUPS]

have come together to end discrimination..

and begin equal rights by allowing>

low cut skin tight... revealing evening gowns for men,
and attractive [boxer leg length] mini skirts..

over sheer tights especially designed
to refine and camouflage hairy legs"

“Towards Spring”

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#7 Nov 10, 2013
xxxooxxx wrote:
BREAKING NEWS ALERT!:
....godzilla approaching california coast....
first spotted by a Japanese fishing boat 50 miles off the coast of san francisco.... broken radio calls by the ships captain were received at 3:32cmt this morning....all hands are feared to be lost....reports have not been confirmed or denied by the u.s. coast guard at this time....stay tuned for further developments....
Was it a cyclone named GODZILLA:)

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#8 Nov 10, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
Was it a cyclone named GODZILLA:)
Probably what I had on my mind at the time...had been watching youtube videos of the typhoon that hit the Philippines...funny how the mind works sometimes.lol

“Towards Spring”

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#9 Nov 12, 2013
"Guy nails his scrotum to ground in protest"

Oh! wait a minute, that one is true!!!!!!!!!!

Who'd have ever thought!
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#10 Nov 12, 2013
News flash: EMERGENCY CREW FREES MILEY CYRUS FROM FROZEN ICE SCULPTURE!

Like a scene right out of "A Christmas Story", young singer Miley Cyrus was ogling an ice sculpture of Robin Thicke and got just a little too close for comfort. Her tongue apparently got stuck to the sculpture. We aren't obliged to say where. As a crowd began to encircle the young singer, Miley began to twerk and caused even another emergency; her booty got caught in an admirer's zipper. Poor Miley is now recuperating from frostbite and a nasty boo boo on her butt.

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