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“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#23 Nov 26, 2013
One way ticket to Disney World..

“WE BECOME WHAT WE THINK ABOUT.”

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#24 Nov 27, 2013
CJ Rocker wrote:
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Dear Santa Edward.....
You have my list....Please send me some goodies
The Spirit of Giving I shant be mocking
Santa Edward means to fill your stocking
With sweet surprises and loving care
As only Santa Edward can dare…

Merry Christmas CJ Rocker
Santa Edward sees you're a traffic-stopper
You're not to blame, it's not your fault
That you're so beautiful men stop and gawk

So my dear lovely
Rest assured and know it is true
Santa Edward braves Old Man Winter
To brings gifts presents to you

:-)

“Sweet As Can Be”

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#25 Nov 28, 2013
Saint Edward wrote:
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The Spirit of Giving I shant be mocking
Santa Edward means to fill your stocking
With sweet surprises and loving care
As only Santa Edward can dare…
Merry Christmas CJ Rocker
Santa Edward sees you're a traffic-stopper
You're not to blame, it's not your fault
That you're so beautiful men stop and gawk
So my dear lovely
Rest assured and know it is true
Santa Edward braves Old Man Winter
To brings gifts presents to you
:-)
WOW! I'm speechless

Dear Santa Edward
My naughty must have been very nice ;)

“WE BECOME WHAT WE THINK ABOUT.”

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#26 Nov 28, 2013
CJ Rocker wrote:
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WOW! I'm speechless
Dear Santa Edward
My naughty must have been very nice ;)
Good & Naughty is always best :-)
Merry Christmas, Baby!

“Sweet As Can Be”

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#27 Nov 28, 2013
Saint Edward wrote:
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Good & Naughty is always best :-)
Merry Christmas, Baby!
I know which Santa to call when I wanna get real naughty.....LOL

“WE BECOME WHAT WE THINK ABOUT.”

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#28 Nov 28, 2013
CJ Rocker wrote:
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I know which Santa to call when I wanna get real naughty.....LOL
You know how to do it
**smirk with glee**

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#29 Dec 12, 2013
Saint Edward wrote:
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lol...the topic is Offbeat Christmas Presents...
Would you not be happy with any one of them?…lol
Oh yeah!
But, lead me not into temptation, Santa Edward..I can get into enough naughtiness all by myself.
;*D (A little glitter is always the way to a girls heart.)

“WE BECOME WHAT WE THINK ABOUT.”

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#30 Dec 12, 2013
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
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Oh yeah!
But, lead me not into temptation, Santa Edward..I can get into enough naughtiness all by myself.
;*D (A little glitter is always the way to a girls heart.)
Who can lead you where you already are?
I "SimplyLoveYou", too
My loving star
All thru time and space I come
Coming for you
'cauae I know you want some

Thing is this that has no label
Only be described as blessings
On the table
Fruit, meat and nuts
For your pleasure
Satisfaction and joy
Simply beyond measure

Although I know
You can be naughty by yourself
We both know
It is better if I help :-)

Happy Holidays SimplyLoveYou

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#31 Dec 12, 2013
Saint Edward wrote:
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Who can lead you where you already are?
I "SimplyLoveYou", too
My loving star
All thru time and space I come
Coming for you
'cauae I know you want some
Thing is this that has no label
Only be described as blessings
On the table
Fruit, meat and nuts
For your pleasure
Satisfaction and joy
Simply beyond measure
Although I know
You can be naughty by yourself
We both know
It is better if I help :-)
Happy Holidays SimplyLoveYou
Ah ha! Lol, I just knew you were a devil Saint Edward!
; * D))
Grace Nerissa

Dublin, Ireland

#32 Dec 18, 2013
Here's a tip for someone stuck for
a gift idea..

A CARBON MONOXIDE ALARM,
I have decided to give my son/partner one of these..

May not be everyone's choice..
but seriously useful how many have passed away as a result of
the effects of carbon monoxide ..

no warnings,
no signs...
known as 'the silent killer'

Just a thought that might help.
dad of 3

Portland, OR

#33 Dec 18, 2013
Offbeat Christmas gifts-
Leather restraints and dungeon-play accessories!:-)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#34 Dec 18, 2013
Screen Cleaner..

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#35 Dec 20, 2013
For my niece an nephew...I am giving the Redneck Red Solo Cups...OMG...they are TOO funny...:)

I can't wait to see their expression...my family is SO funny!!!

Merry Christmas...:)

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#36 Dec 20, 2013
I see Saint Edward is passing his gifts out...

“He said What?!”

Level 5

Since: Feb 10

No Way! LOL

#38 Dec 24, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Here's a tip for someone stuck for
a gift idea..
A CARBON MONOXIDE ALARM,
I have decided to give my son/partner one of these..
May not be everyone's choice..
but seriously useful how many have passed away as a result of
the effects of carbon monoxide ..
no warnings,
no signs...
known as 'the silent killer'
Just a thought that might help.
A very thoughtful, touching and generous gift.
Brilliant too.
Many blessings to you and yours Miss Grace, for a delightful & warm Christmas.
May all your sweet wishes come true.

“Maytime”

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Since: Dec 06

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#39 Dec 24, 2013
ShirleyUjest wrote:
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A very thoughtful, touching and generous gift.
Brilliant too.
Many blessings to you and yours Miss Grace, for a delightful & warm Christmas.
May all your sweet wishes come true.
thank you SO MUCH...
I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT GIFT NOW:)

Returned warm greetings to you and yours.

“He said What?!”

Level 5

Since: Feb 10

No Way! LOL

#40 Dec 26, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
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thank you SO MUCH...
I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT GIFT NOW:)
Returned warm greetings to you and yours.
Ice Storm Power Outages Lead to Carbon Monoxide Deaths
Dec. 26, 2013
http://abcnews.go.com/US/ice-storm-power-outa...

At least eight people have died from carbon monoxide poisoning from their emergency generators after an ice storm walloped parts of the Midwest, the Northeast and Canada.
Authorities blame the storm for 27 deaths; 17 in the U.S. and 10 in Canada.
Eight of those deaths apparently were caused by carbon monoxide poisoning.

Deaths from gasoline fuelled generators, which emit CO gas, are easily preventable, according to Mike Grant, Operations Chief at the Maine Emergency Management Agency.

A small inexpensive thing can save lives.

“It's that time of year again”

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#41 Jan 5, 2014
I gave my troll a condom and bought him some medical insurance for Christmas after I saw him chasing another posters (male) arse! I figured that rear end collision isn't going to end well for him!
Tripple A

Springboro, OH

#42 Jan 5, 2014
DondoDork wrote:
I gave my troll a condom and bought him some medical insurance for Christmas after I saw him chasing another posters (male) arse! I figured that rear end collision isn't going to end well for him!
He'd better get one of THESE:

“It's that time of year again”

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#43 Jan 5, 2014
Tripple A wrote:
<quoted text>He'd better get one of THESE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =OXOvjf-IrL8XX
Sorry, I don't click on links on offbeat but if you know me then send it to my e-mail please!

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