Offbeat Christmas Presents

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Mia

Pulaski, WI

#1 Nov 18, 2013
Offbeat Christmas Presents:

We are selling Nut Cracker Christmas presents this year. These nut crackers are molded in the shape of Barock Obama's head. Easy to attach ears. To operate simply place the nut between his jaws and rap him over the head with the included rawhide hammer. Order now to be sure you receive your's by Christmas.

2 easy payments of $49.95 each.

See Amy for details.

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#4 Nov 19, 2013
We Need CYBER...Chocolate.. Gosh..I MISS Chatty Cathy!!!

;)
Scream Up Aisle Six

Kansas City, MO

#5 Nov 19, 2013
Looks like Doc cried a little bit to Topix in here. Imagine that.

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#6 Nov 19, 2013
Oh too funny! They removed my post, ha ha ha ha
Merry Christmas to ME!

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#7 Nov 19, 2013
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Oh too funny! They removed my post, ha ha ha ha
Merry Christmas to ME!
Maybe if you whine and cry and blamed Dr Dirty, they would leave your post up!

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#8 Nov 19, 2013
LOL! It was only a middle finger salute!

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#9 Nov 19, 2013
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
LOL! It was only a middle finger salute!
Security, ha ha ha

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#10 Nov 24, 2013
Where are they?
Found in Michigan

Henderson, TN

#11 Nov 24, 2013
I need a new map.

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#12 Nov 24, 2013
Found in Michigan wrote:
I need a new map.
Better be careful with those maps. Rumor has it the last map got you Lost In Mississippi :)
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#13 Nov 24, 2013
Offbeat Christmas Presents:



Smile cherish your being..

TB.

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No Way! LOL

#14 Nov 24, 2013
Found in Michigan wrote:
I need a new map.
Why would you need a map?

Here on OffBeat someone is always telling you where to go.

( Tho I still haven't figured out why they suggest a hand-basket for transportation )

;D
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#15 Nov 24, 2013
ShirleyUjest wrote:
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Why would you need a map?
Here on OffBeat someone is always telling you where to go.
( Tho I still haven't figured out why they suggest a hand-basket for transportation )
;D
lol true.

sad smile.



i jest.

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#16 Nov 24, 2013
Offbeat Christmas Presents presents:
A jet pack (they're real)
$10,000,000 tax-free, legitimate cash (US curency)
Brand-spanking-new Corvette Stingray (friend bought one yesterday; it's AWESOME)
Make a sex-tape with the celebrity of your choice (age of consent, naturally)
RayBan Wayfarers (gotta look cool, right?)

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#17 Nov 24, 2013
Saint Edward wrote:
Offbeat Christmas Presents presents:
A jet pack (they're real)
$10,000,000 tax-free, legitimate cash (US curency)
Brand-spanking-new Corvette Stingray (friend bought one yesterday; it's AWESOME)
Make a sex-tape with the celebrity of your choice (age of consent, naturally)
RayBan Wayfarers (gotta look cool, right?)
Sounds like the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogs. http://www.neimanmarcus.com/Gifts/The-Christm...

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/christmasbook/fan...

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#18 Nov 25, 2013
CYBER Gift Cards..To all Offbeat Bars!!!

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#19 Nov 25, 2013
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
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Sounds like the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogs. http://www.neimanmarcus.com/Gifts/The-Christm...
http://www.neimanmarcus.com/christmasbook/fan...
lol...the topic is Offbeat Christmas Presents...
Would you not be happy with any one of them?…lol

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#20 Nov 25, 2013
Saint Edward wrote:
Offbeat Christmas Presents presents:
A jet pack (they're real)
$10,000,000 tax-free, legitimate cash (US curency)
Brand-spanking-new Corvette Stingray (friend bought one yesterday; it's AWESOME)
Make a sex-tape with the celebrity of your choice (age of consent, naturally)
RayBan Wayfarers (gotta look cool, right?)
I was a Naughty Good girl this year....I would like one of each item on the list.....;)

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#21 Nov 25, 2013
CJ Rocker wrote:
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I was a Naughty Good girl this year....I would like one of each item on the list.....;)
"ho-ho-ho"CJ Rocker…would you like Santa Edward to give you something good for Christmas?

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#22 Nov 25, 2013
Saint Edward wrote:
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"ho-ho-ho"CJ Rocker…would you like Santa Edward to give you something good for Christmas?
Dear Santa Edward.....

You have my list....Please send me some goodies

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