are KILTS for men GAY?

are KILTS for men GAY?

Created by Mr Giblets on Nov 29, 2007

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Och Aye the noo!

No

look up an old friend!

where's me Trossachs?

DUH-LINGERIE-KIL T

Charleston, WV

#63 Dec 13, 2007
I wear one on dress up night for L.. which is turning into a nightly thing.

but mine is a slinky, silky, lacy type..

Smoooooth.... and easy 'access'..

AX ASS---get it?
Kim

Durban, South Africa

#64 Oct 20, 2008
Im busy doing a story book for a south african/scottish wedding couple. The groom is scottish and is wearing a kilt, and I am looking for a funny coment or phrase referring to "what is under the kilt" any suggestions would be good.

“I know where you are,”

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Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#65 Oct 20, 2008
Got one and haven't worn it in years...150,000 Scottish brave soldiers would say they're not gey.

Rebecca Goodwin

“He went belly up!”

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Dont credit yourself so highly

#66 Oct 20, 2008
milwaukee69 wrote:
Got one and haven't worn it in years...150,000 Scottish brave soldiers would say they're not gey.
Please tell me you don't have the loin clothe to go with it. I always thought they went "commando".

XD

Morning M69

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#67 Oct 20, 2008
Rebecca Goodwin wrote:
<quoted text>
Please tell me you don't have the loin clothe to go with it. I always thought they went "commando".
XD
Morning M69
I used to belong to the Kilties of Racine...honor guard...never went commando in a parade, but I could always be persuaded to do a private showing...lol

Rebecca Goodwin

“He went belly up!”

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Since: Apr 08

Dont credit yourself so highly

#68 Oct 20, 2008
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
I used to belong to the Kilties of Racine...honor guard...never went commando in a parade, but I could always be persuaded to do a private showing...lol
Chicka bow chicka bow wow!

Ha hahahahahaha!

XD

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#69 Oct 20, 2008
Rebecca Goodwin wrote:
<quoted text>
Chicka bow chicka bow wow!
Ha hahahahahaha!
XD
LOL...not unless you have some rockin' bagpipes playin'...
aunt Flo

Chesterton, IN

#70 Oct 20, 2008
Not gay by any means!!! Just makes it easier to find what I am looking for.

Splash X Damage

“I'm Purty/Purity”

Level 3

Since: Nov 07

Missouri

#71 Oct 20, 2008
LOL...not unless you have some rockin' bagpipes playin'...

Opistmapnts!
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#72 Oct 20, 2008
yes, gay scottish men.
Aunt Flo

Chesterton, IN

#73 Oct 20, 2008
Splash X Damage wrote:
LOL...not unless you have some rockin' bagpipes playin'...
Opistmapnts!
Never heard them called rockin' bagpipes before. Guess it doesn't matter what they are called as long (I hope) as the tune is swinging.
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#74 Oct 20, 2008
Aunt Flo wrote:
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Never heard them called rockin' bagpipes before. Guess it doesn't matter what they are called as long (I hope) as the tune is swinging.
are you looking up their skirts??? old folklore, suggests, they wear nothin but a smile up under there.
Aunt Flo

Chesterton, IN

#75 Oct 20, 2008
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
are you looking up their skirts??? old folklore, suggests, they wear nothin but a smile up under there.
That's only when they get their pictures taken with Her Majesty the Queen.
Aunt Flo

Chesterton, IN

#76 Oct 20, 2008
reebie wrote:
<quoted text>
are you looking up their skirts??? old folklore, suggests, they wear nothin but a smile up under there.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/queen.asp
cleo

Citrus Heights, CA

#77 Jan 29, 2009
IF A PIECE OF CLOTH WRAPPED AROUND YOUR WAIST IS WHAT DETERMINES YOUR SEXUALITY, THEN YES. IF NOT, IF YOUR SEXUALITY RUNS DEEPER AND COMES FROM WITHIN YOUR SOUL: THEN NO. I AM A KILT WEARER, AND PROUD TO BE. I AM NOT GAY. I AM HETEROSEXUAL. I LOVE MY KILTS AND FIND THEM MORE COMFORTABLE THAN TROUSERS.
Level 1

Since: Dec 07

United States

#78 Jan 30, 2009
What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.

As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."

She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"

She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst place!!!!!!
Cleo

Boise, ID

#79 Feb 12, 2009
Additionally-more often than not, women seem to love my kilts!!!!!!!!!I get chatted up more often when wearing them and women almost invariably have nice comments and are quite appreciative of a man in a kilt. It's men who by and large seem to have a problem with it and make rude comments or the like-THAT'S O.K., GUYS: NEWS FLASH. GET A CLUE-I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS TO LIKE ME IN A KILT!!!!!!!!!!I AM INTERESTED IN WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!SO KEEP YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!

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#80 Feb 12, 2009
BRIGITTE wrote:
<quoted text>wishing for a windy day...!
remember Mel Gibson ?!!I think the movie was Braveheart?
Oh yummy! He is the only reason I watch Braveheart. ;)

He's definetly the best looking "scottish man' I've ever seen.
new jersey

Floral Park, NY

#81 Oct 28, 2009
yo man,the guys need air !
Arminius

Buffalo, NY

#82 Oct 28, 2009
HOOTMAN!!'Tis a noble garment!

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