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#41 Jun 27, 2013






Free food in the Bins behind Safeway,

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#42 Jun 27, 2013
Offbeat News Commentator wrote:
Offbeat Fox News is not responsible for food poisoning, and all patrons will dine at their own expense.
Advertisement paid for by Dave's Bar and Grill.
I'll be sure to head on down there
for some salmonella.

Thanks!
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#43 Jun 27, 2013
French Rename Side Dish Freedom Fries!

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#44 Jun 27, 2013
This just in

Negative Judge it fairies are working overtime, not enough Positive ones.... overly sensitive people are in a state of panic, and denial.

More later

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#45 Jun 27, 2013
Big Time wrote:
Free food in the Bins behind Safeway,
Everyone knows that... don't they?

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#46 Jun 27, 2013
arctic wrote:
<quoted text>
I'll be sure to head on down there
for some salmonella.
Thanks!
We're not responsible as already stated.

Complaints are forwarded to our Offbeat Fox News Complaints department

(although, they are quite behind, might take a while to view yours SIA ((sorry in advance))

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#47 Jun 27, 2013
this1then wrote:
French Rename Side Dish Freedom Fries!
lol Freedom at the expense of what though? Our viewers wanna know.

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#48 Jun 27, 2013
Leading on the polls to the thread "3 guesses each as to who I am???"

Jake from State Farm

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#49 Jun 27, 2013
Up to the news coverage on "what are you thinking now?"

What are you thinking about now? Other 191 32% Sex 161 27% Food 74 12% Yourself 38 6% Your wife 32 5% Feeling guilty 21 3% Home 20 3% Your husband 18 3% Work on the job 15 2% New car 12 2% Current Total 582
Read more at http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/T18NRD1...
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"Sex" is second to "Other", and so that leaves this reporter to think that wow, other includes everything else, so that leaves "sex" as the most individual thought that people have.((shiver))

There won't be more later to this, as this news reporter believes nothing will change.

Standing just outside the thread "What are you thinking about now?" This is RC Honey

Since: Mar 08

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#50 Jun 27, 2013
Should the Democrats do more to reach white rural voters?
Read more at http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TTMQHAL...

This reporter says NO, they've done enough!!!!

(pssst this reporter doesn't know what the hell she's talking about as her Countries political system is way different)

“Dorks traveling profile!”

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#51 Jun 27, 2013
UPDATE:

Dorks husband has risen from the bottom of the lake:

Dorks husband floated to the top of the lake this afternoon after being submerged for over an hour. He was covered in green moss and was mistakenly identified as Sigmund the Sea Monster. After he cleaned himself up and apologized for terrorizing Dork with a live fish, he offered to take her to diner. When we last saw them, they were at Rods Steak house where Dork was dining on Filet Mignon and lobster and he was enjoying his dead trophey fish!

http://www.rods-steakhouse.com/

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#52 Jun 27, 2013
*Country's* not Countries,,, this reporter is going on break... I'll be at Dave's Bar and Grill

This is RC Honey temporarily signing off

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#53 Jun 27, 2013
From Offbeat Fox News, this is Dusty McNuts

Have a pleasant evening, and see you later

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#54 Jun 27, 2013
oops,,, like this would never have happened, cat's out of the bag,,, anyways... continuing on

From Offbeat Fox News, this is Dusty McNuts Have a pleasant evening, and see you later
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#55 Jun 27, 2013
Bumpity wrote:
UPDATE:
Dorks husband has risen from the bottom of the lake:
Dorks husband floated to the top of the lake this afternoon after being submerged for over an hour. He was covered in green moss and was mistakenly identified as Sigmund the Sea Monster. After he cleaned himself up and apologized for terrorizing Dork with a live fish, he offered to take her to diner. When we last saw them, they were at Rods Steak house where Dork was dining on Filet Mignon and lobster and he was enjoying his dead trophey fish!
http://www.rods-steakhouse.com/
We're receiving reports that this in fact the case.

Is there brain damage? Has this changed his personality? But most importantly, and what are viewers wanna know is - has he learned his lesson. It seems so, but keep us updated for changing personalities/reports.

Thank you, this is Dusty McNuts (checking top of writing screen) YES, this IS Dusty McNuts... thanking Bumpity for this news coverage of a husband gone bad, then good.

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#56 Jun 27, 2013
R C Honey wrote:
Should the Democrats do more to reach white rural voters?
Read more at http://www.topix.com/forum/news/weird/TTMQHAL...
This reporter says NO, they've done enough!!!!
(pssst this reporter doesn't know what the hell she's talking about as her Countries political system is way different)
Honey, I would try to explain this
system to you but I'd be too embarrassed;) lol

Please continue w/your broadcast...aye.

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#57 Jun 29, 2013
This just in!

RC Honey is at a crossroads,,,, and is deciding whether or not she wants to be a Troll. She sees that people are getting ahead of themselves, and wants to give a beat down.

More later...

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#58 Jun 29, 2013
This just in

Does America celebrate the July long weekend like Canadians do? Do American's even know about Canada's July long weekend?

Our Canadian viewers want to know.(all 3 ooops ummm 4, if you include me)

Your thoughts?

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#59 Jun 29, 2013
Let me answer you on that Dusty McNuts.

NO! American's don't celebrate it, they don't even know why it's a Canadian long weekend. Their big day is July 4th, and they don't let anyone in the world NOT know what it is!

This is RC reporting for Offbeat Fox News on why it's a big deal here, and why American's don't care!

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#60 Jun 29, 2013
Yes Canada is part of a Commonwealth, and yes, Canada is still under a Monarchy, and yes, July 1 is "OUR" Birthday!

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