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LMFAO

R.C. I've brought you breaking news from
the "local boards"

I'm throwing the statement up for your
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(note....do not try this at home;)

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I've had Arctic and! Amy Slaters pu++y....both taste like mud and chicken.

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Jun 27, 2013
 
ShadyBits declares Today's meal at Daves Bar and Grill's linguine w/clam sauce.... it's easy!

For further details go to Kraft Dinner Recipe Ideas at KDR.com .ca

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"Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead"
Oh no! I was totally not aware.....

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LMFAO
R.C. I've brought you breaking news from
the "local boards"
I'm throwing the statement up for your
viewers pleasure.
(note....do not try this at home;)
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I've had Arctic and! Amy Slaters pu++y....both taste like mud and chicken.
Thank you so much arctic,,,OMG, has a crowd gathered? That's quite a statement. So are you able to tell the viewers if this statement is true? Any violence broken out? Words of mass destruction?

No people, do not try this at home (thank you for that helpful tidbit as I'm sure there are viewers that would)

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<quoted text>Oh no! I was totally not aware.....
It's been on the news for over 35 years. I had to google! That Chevy Chase.... what a card!

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Clown Detector's identity, still unknown....

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Jun 27, 2013
 
Latest on "Is cyberbullying strictly a teenage problem?"

92% polled said no, example is here on offbeat

7% yes

Huh? what's that last %?

Our viewers want to know, and RC Honey will be at the scene if finding an answer to this mystery to the numbers not adding up!

Will further update you

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Weird thread, people want to know why it's on 'fire'.

"Squirrel takes on snake in backyard rumble"

Census predicts boredom

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"Stalked and Proud admits" my eldest baby went to bed 45 mins ago.....

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Debra27 has a farmer's tan, and ShadyBits is reading Black House by Stephen King.

This is a TRUTH!

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In deference to the patterns of recent Supreme Court decisions, the esteemed body shall henceforth be referred to as The SCROTUS.

That is all....

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Offbeat News Commentator wrote:
A new news report regarding complete callousness, and disregard. Two people were shown on video camera to be assaulting what looks to be a dead woman (later determined to be our own RC Honey on location doing a news report on Dave's Bar and Grill).
The assailants have not come forward, however several witnesses have come forward to identify them as itsmejd, and revilot2. One of them is shown stepping on RC's hand, only to spit on her right after because her hand supposedly made him stumble. Later to only spit on her again with his buddy revilot2.
What a revolting show of complete disregard, and down right meanness.
Charges pending.
More later as the story unfolds


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R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you so much arctic,,,OMG, has a crowd gathered? That's quite a statement. So are you able to tell the viewers if this statement is true? Any violence broken out? Words of mass destruction?
No people, do not try this at home (thank you for that helpful tidbit as I'm sure there are viewers that would)
Well.....never having been there before
I couldn't actually tell you if that statement
is true....
However I was told by another that it was honey
and ambrosia.
I'll get back w/you after I've had confirmation.

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This reporter is really hoping
the report is wrong;)

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Will send Offbeat Fox News affiliates to all breaking news stories,,,,,, if needed

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This just in:

Dorks husband caught his first fish of the season and tried to make her skin and gut it!

He's now resting at the bottom of the lake with his prized fish!

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This just in:
Dorks husband caught his first fish of the season and tried to make her skin and gut it!
He's now resting at the bottom of the lake with his prized fish!
I'm standing here at the shores of Lake Bastardie. An Offbeat Fox news Affiliate has brought in claims of spousal abuse, and horrendous reports slavery. Now I've talked to the police who currently have divers looking for a man, described as 5'11, 180 lbs.Brown hair, and blue eyes.

The victim is believed to be Dork's husband, although not confirmed.

He apparently had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in his life as claimed by Dork. Dork speaks for the majority of her family when she says his presence will not be missed by any, very few tears will be shed and there will be no dwelling over his passing.

One positive note, he was an avid fisherman, who enjoyed catching the biggest fish, and unfortunately asked Dork (wife) to clean his mess one too many times.

Offbeat Fox News would like to offer our congrat....errr condolences to Dork even though they will be unappreciated.

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this just in..

On a more POSITIVE note Shadybits has declared it's gonna be a full pasta bar tonight. They're gonna have a variety of noodles, sauces and meats. In addition to the linguini w/your choice of red or garlic clam sauce there will be chicken & broccoli Alfredo, spaghetti with sausage & hamburger meatballs, chicken parm served with pasta and marinara sauce and bowtie pasta with spinach & feta cheese. Eat up folks... I don't want any leftovers.

You heard Shadybits, head on down to Dave's Bar and Grill to enjoy this tasty treat of a meal.

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Offbeat Fox News is not responsible for food poisoning, and all patrons will dine at their own expense.

Advertisement paid for by Dave's Bar and Grill.

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R C Honey wrote:
<quoted text>It's been on the news for over 35 years. I had to google! That Chevy Chase.... what a card!

What is this Google you speak of, I'll have to look that one up,...

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